Kids: Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I...

By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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soccerkrzy 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

Please be dirt....and not poo...

dmmd8686 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

soccerkrzy 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

Please be dirt....and not poo...

gomego87 0

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Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:14

YDI for eating poo. ew. *shivers*

Link5794 18

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:17

She deserves to eat poo that she already ate because she ate it? It wasn't even her fault you fucking tool.

newguy12 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

time to get new cookware

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Thursday 10 June 2010 22:06

at least she knows she's supposed to be in the kitchen at such a young age

MrsDruidess 23

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Saturday 2 November 2013 11:37

time to take parenting classes!! who the hell leaves a two year old alone in the KITCHEN that long?? OP YDI

dmmd8686 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

juicylover8 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:49

what's YDI stand for??

DemonicFatty 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:10

it means you deserve it. and she doesn't deserve it.

BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:54

yummy

spoo 24

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:55

yeah id pinch myself hoping to wake up

genius_man16 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:56

YDI for having children

spoo 24

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:58

whos the jack a who goes and clicks YDI for every dang FML.... #6... something is wrong with you, seriously wrong

antar_fml 0

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Thursday 18 June 2009 3:22

Actually every parent deserves these little things .... she'd laugh about it herself when she recalls it later .

mimerino 9

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Wednesday 2 May 2012 17:40

I don't think so.

smiley_girl 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:58

EW what was it, hopefully not poo, I"m hoping dirt? after a few incedents of this type of thing myself I don't eat things kids "make" or let their hands be anywhere near my face. (babysitter)