Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I...

By Lisaa918 - 10/6/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By soccerkrzy | 0

#290087 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

Please be dirt....and not poo...

By dmmd8686 | 0

#290093 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

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By soccerkrzy | 0

#290087 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

Please be dirt....and not poo...

gomego87 | 0

#927818 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:14

YDI for eating poo. ew. *shivers*

Link5794 | 16

#1346793 - Saturday 4 September 2010 1:17

She deserves to eat poo that she already ate because she ate it? It wasn't even her fault you fucking tool.

By newguy12 | 0

#290088 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

time to get new cookware

joeyisinsane | 0

#1026507 - Thursday 10 June 2010 22:06

at least she knows she's supposed to be in the kitchen at such a young age

MrsDruidess | 23

#5739117 - Saturday 2 November 2013 11:37

time to take parenting classes!! who the hell leaves a two year old alone in the KITCHEN that long?? OP YDI

By dmmd8686 | 0

#290093 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

juicylover8 | 0

#1057257 - Saturday 3 July 2010 9:49

what's YDI stand for??

DemonicFatty | 2

#1146296 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:10

it means you deserve it. and she doesn't deserve it.

By BRBICECREAMTRUCK | 0

#290100 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:54

yummy

By spoo | 23

#290106 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:55

yeah id pinch myself hoping to wake up

By genius_man16 | 0

#290110 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:56

YDI for having children

By spoo | 23

#290120 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:58

whos the jack a who goes and clicks YDI for every dang FML....

#6... something is wrong with you, seriously wrong

antar_fml | 0

#315802 - Thursday 18 June 2009 3:22

Actually every parent deserves these little things .... she'd laugh about it herself when she recalls it later .

mimerino | 9

#4382337 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 17:40

I don't think so.

By smiley_girl | 0

#290123 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:58

EW what was it, hopefully not poo, I"m hoping dirt? after a few incedents of this type of thing myself I don't eat things kids "make" or let their hands be anywhere near my face. (babysitter)

By maggy_fml | 0

#290126 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:59

YDI for saying "today" and "fml". have you noticed all the fml's recently saying that? xD just kidding
FYL indeed!!!

clairesucks | 37

#6163822 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:32

Please don't become a comedian as a carer. You'd do dreadfully

By Laci_Laine | 0

#290129 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:00

Fyl indeed! Kids do the darndest things!