Everyone's a Critic

By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
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Zekfen 17

Sounds like my wife. One of her favorite things to do is sing and dance. My son with Aspergers doesn’t like people dancing or singing along with songs, ruins the music for him. So it is a constant stream of: Momma stop! Or if a song he knows she likes comes on: don’t even think about it Momma!

“and your daddy don’t rock n roll!” Give that little brat some extra kicks and thumbs!

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It’s my kitchen and I’ll dance if I want to. Dance if I want to. You would cry too When your kid comments on you....

Cries in Michelle Obama.

Zekfen 17

Sounds like my wife. One of her favorite things to do is sing and dance. My son with Aspergers doesn’t like people dancing or singing along with songs, ruins the music for him. So it is a constant stream of: Momma stop! Or if a song he knows she likes comes on: don’t even think about it Momma!

FishyFishy 12

You better shake it off, shake it off!

Does your name happen to be Elaine Benes?

“and your daddy don’t rock n roll!” Give that little brat some extra kicks and thumbs!

my son (16months) says “Mama” every time he hears pig noises 🙃

My two year old does this all the time ... and says not to sing ... or talk. It’s normal. I just say “no thanks” and move on.

TomeDr 24

My 17 year old says the same thing! 🤣

I always bring my little one to the door in the morning, give her a kiss and say good bye. Due to sleeping problems, i'm mostly in zombie mode at the moment, barely dressed but no one can see me anyways as we have the top flat. When i brought her this morning, she looked me up and down, rolled her eyes and said "Mom...NO ONE wants to see YOU naked!" she's 5....