FML : Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was....

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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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By nutsucker - / Sunday 8 March 2009 19:08 / United States

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By Mark_Power | 0

#22060 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

LMFAO THAT'S HILARIOUS.

By TheBigDawg | 8

#22067 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

I reeeeeeeeally hope they asked you to explain right away...lol

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By Mark_Power | 0

#22060 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

LMFAO THAT'S HILARIOUS.

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tofuzoo52 | 0

#925507 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:02

agreed

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nollid7 | 5

#3130546 - Thursday 18 August 2011 4:32

That's what you get you perv

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COURT_KING | 14

#6439248 - Monday 19 October 2015 16:57

Please explain to me how that makes OP a perv

By TheBigDawg | 8

#22067 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

I reeeeeeeeally hope they asked you to explain right away...lol

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#22076 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:07

I'm totally NUTS for that ZING!!!

By Sunako_fml | 9

#22084 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:08

LOL! i hope you cleared up that misunderstanding..

By jake_fml | 0

#22088 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:09

the real surprize? she really is preg-goes

By th3wh1tee | 0

#22090 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:10

That is going to be an awkward next day at school for her.

By may_cause_fail | 0

#22143 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:32

XD How did you not see that that could happen?
Hilarious though.

By StarFoxy2010 | 0

#22150 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:35

haha. You made my day. Thank you. =)

By FeelMuchBetter | 0

#22156 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:37

Sorry, calling BS on this one

By PureGold | 0

#22179 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:50

hahaha, I hope her parents bought your explanation xD

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stickynachos | 0

#1583937 - Friday 22 October 2010 3:36

Threadless FTW.

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