By tenthousandspoon - 13/09/2010 00:08 - New Zealand

Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 779
You deserved it 3 035

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The kid loses in the end. With that parenting he isn't going to end out very well. fhl

Ydi for not have catching skills of a FIRST rate sports player.

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Ydi for not have catching skills of a FIRST rate sports player.

lol your only the SIXth person to get that type of comment right ;)

*insert witty SEVENth comment here*

wow a few days ago it was nine ELEVEN

but you failed on nine THIRTEEN

crap, I failed too. I'll take my beating now, thank you very much

Hold still...

thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another

I made love to my wife TWENTY-SIX times after reading this

And it was over after FORTYFOUR seconds every time

FIFTYFOUR times my wife spanked my nutsack. I enjoyed it everytime.

this thread has like SIXTY THREE wins on it and furthermore BOOM headshot

fuck I fail hard... it's more difficult on a phone to be accurate with ur number guess lol

ahhhh!!! fail overload!!! There are SEVENTYTWO fails in this single thread!! D:

hey atleast you got a free chocolate bar :D

ccccccc combo breaker

hey, free candy op :) lol

yep. time for a snack break.

The kid loses in the end. With that parenting he isn't going to end out very well. fhl

DROP DEAD #4 hardcore picture xD

Like taking candy from a 3 year old.

honestly stop being so uptight, see the humour in it

really?! see the humor in it?! for a third party it's freaking hilarious. but there really is nothing funny about bad parenting.

Beat the father and show your quality arm!!

Haha good idea!

Show his dad your "quality foot" up his "quality ass."

LOL I couldn't have said it better myself!

You can do it secretly.

you fail it's a her lol

The dad is a her, huh? That's pretty sweet! Pendatik, you're slow. Also, since when am I number? I'm /very/ offended!

I'll hurt you.

Jane needs to get the hose.

For beating or spraying this time?

I love that when I call your name, you appear! I'm thinking a little bit of both. Give him a good squirt, then beat him.

Aha, that's what /I/ say!

I'm being a fatty but chocolate sounds awesome right now.

definetly :)

throw the chocolate back to his face