By tenthousandspoon - 13/09/2010 00:08 - New Zealand

Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
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PaintTheStars 2

The kid loses in the end. With that parenting he isn't going to end out very well. fhl

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Bag3l 0

Ydi for not have catching skills of a FIRST rate sports player.

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Bag3l 0

Ydi for not have catching skills of a FIRST rate sports player.

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ZleveL 0

lol your only the SIXth person to get that type of comment right ;)

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PYLrulz 17

but you failed on nine THIRTEEN

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PYLrulz 17

crap, I failed too. I'll take my beating now, thank you very much

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PYLrulz 17

thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another thank you sir, may I have another

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uncleyuggles 0

I made love to my wife TWENTY-SIX times after reading this

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matrasveer 1

And it was over after FORTYFOUR seconds every time

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ZleveL 0

FIFTYFOUR times my wife spanked my nutsack. I enjoyed it everytime.

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A_50cal_goes 0

this thread has like SIXTY THREE wins on it and furthermore BOOM headshot

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A_50cal_goes 0

**** I fail hard... it's more difficult on a phone to be accurate with ur number guess lol

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KarinaLizeth18 5

ahhhh!!! fail overload!!! There are SEVENTYTWO fails in this single thread!! D:

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luckymay 0

hey atleast you got a free chocolate bar :D

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jay4who7 0

hey, free candy op :) lol

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hebes331 0

yep. time for a snack break.

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PaintTheStars 2

The kid loses in the end. With that parenting he isn't going to end out very well. fhl

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Arsonnist 3

Like taking candy from a 3 year old.

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mgranata2 0

honestly stop being so uptight, see the humour in it

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hoghunter 1

really?! see the humor in it?! for a third party it's freaking hilarious. but there really is nothing funny about bad parenting.

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FFML_314 11

Show his dad your "quality foot" up his "quality ass."

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munny_fml 7

LOL I couldn't have said it better myself!

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FFML_314 11

You can do it secretly.

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FFML_314 11

The dad is a her, huh? That's pretty sweet! Pendatik, you're slow. Also, since when am I number? I'm /very/ offended!

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FFML_314 11

Jane needs to get the hose.

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FFML_314 11

I love that when I call your name, you appear! I'm thinking a little bit of both. Give him a good squirt, then beat him.

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FFML_314 11

Aha, that's what /I/ say!

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jem12 0

throw the chocolate back to his face

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