It's a marathon, not a sprint

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML

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By happysingleone - 20/12/2016 07:37

Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML

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Major FOMO

By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML

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By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML

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You deserved it 265

By spinster - 16/09/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

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No reunion for you

By anyone - 02/09/2010 04:48 - Lebanon

Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML

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Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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You deserved it 4 210

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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You deserved it 365

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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Robert Cruikshank 7

Wednesday 27 May 2020 11:23

Boo, I’m 55 and never married. It can be boring and lonely, and the sex life sucks. But all your money is yours to spend. Where you live is your choice. The church you attend is your choice. If you wish to have a beer on a Wednesday night, your choice. There are pluses to being single.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 May 2020 3:07

I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 May 2020 3:07

I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.

mayaklast 12

Wednesday 27 May 2020 13:34

Truer words were never spoken. I can tell you speak from experience, Mr Pencil. Sorry OP, your life is over. Now, you just have to wait for the next one... and try to be more quick about things the second time around!

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 27 May 2020 21:23

Whoever has down voted you two, has no idea what sarcasm and irony are and should feel bad.

Robert Cruikshank 7

Wednesday 27 May 2020 11:23

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 27 May 2020 16:09

Is your graduating class freakishly small? I feel like it’s not normal for EVERYONE in a graduating class to get married except for one person. I graduated with 285 other people, which isn’t a particularly large class, and I know for a fact they’re not all married.

Tessa Marie Rothrock 2

Thursday 28 May 2020 0:20

same. I graduated with 300 and hell if I even know what 90% of them are up to.

ftpallday666 16

Thursday 28 May 2020 3:05

It’s okay dude, most of them will get divorced lol. And never compare yourself to others, you are where you’re meant to be, even if it doesn’t feel like it.

Sheena Schroeder 6

Thursday 28 May 2020 3:56

Don't worry. You can get in on the second round in about 5 years.

Rsonicgamer_fml 6

Thursday 28 May 2020 11:52

So, **** their lives for being so quick about it ? I mean, not being 30 yet is a good point, not a bad one. It would be a worse news if you were older (given being married seems to be a goal for you, which it shouldn't have to be)