By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 02:00

It's a marathon, not a sprint

Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.

By  Robert Cruikshank  |  6

Boo, I’m 55 and never married. It can be boring and lonely, and the sex life sucks. But all your money is yours to spend. Where you live is your choice. The church you attend is your choice. If you wish to have a beer on a Wednesday night, your choice. There are pluses to being single.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.

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  mayaklast  |  11

Truer words were never spoken. I can tell you speak from experience, Mr Pencil. Sorry OP, your life is over. Now, you just have to wait for the next one... and try to be more quick about things the second time around!

By  Robert Cruikshank  |  6

Boo, I’m 55 and never married. It can be boring and lonely, and the sex life sucks. But all your money is yours to spend. Where you live is your choice. The church you attend is your choice. If you wish to have a beer on a Wednesday night, your choice. There are pluses to being single.

By  ojoRojo  |  15

Is your graduating class freakishly small? I feel like it’s not normal for EVERYONE in a graduating class to get married except for one person. I graduated with 285 other people, which isn’t a particularly large class, and I know for a fact they’re not all married.

By  Rsonicgamer_fml  |  3

So, fuck their lives for being so quick about it ? I mean, not being 30 yet is a good point, not a bad one. It would be a worse news if you were older (given being married seems to be a goal for you, which it shouldn't have to be)

By  SBLaC  |  10

Thats not really a bad thing, its hard to find someone who values loyalty nowadays. You should be worrying about tallying up your body count not saddling up with someone thats probably gonna cheat on you anyway.

By  Matthew Irmen  |  9

Meh, it happens. When you do get married they will all be bitter divorcées. It evens out. Choose wisely and you will be happy