Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
brock545 1
Maybe she meant geography
zandylove 7
Children are a product of their upbringing. If she's an idiot she got it from you. Maybe spend some time with her and teach her. Duh
sweetsuger101 6
I mean, she is YOUR daughter..she has to take it after SOMEbody...
Chibi_Kitten 24
I think I am friends with your daughter..does she insist that Australia is part of Asia currently too?
at0micmin3r 23
#3 Really? If she's a TEENAGER then clearly she should know better.
Timtamsandoreos 3
Well she does take after someone... Hahaha
Ashleynne391 1
You are a very bad parent. You are unsupportive and un-respectful. A good parent would have let her calm down, then tell her that geometry is shapes, next they would tell her that it is geography, and maybe even offer to tutor her or to hire a tutor for her.
KatHelm 17
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, keep chuckling.
Ipsum629 13
your daughter is a special kind of stupid isn't she?
milo_fml 9
lmao