Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Top comments
Sweny 0
Fyl,shit happens :P
YDIxLol 0
Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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YDIxLol 0
Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
_babyxdoll 0
i just think that's gross (: and you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you (:
iKaite 0
Hawt. O_O
Labamba 0
A little funny....that's freaking priceless
neonokku 0
THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD OF HAPPENED IS IF YOU PUSHED
dcbog123 0
thats nasty
Armin_fml 0
'she gave birth to a nice brown baby boy' boy.. don't you just love South Park ;D
supercu96 0
lol made my fucken day xD
YDIxLol 0
I guess so, but it's still funny. :3
godsrightnutsack 0
How the eff does that happen?
bugmenotmofo 34
well, i guess you did make it as realistic as possible
kittyk8 0
Exactly.
Nicholas241 0
It's funnier the other way around... Today, I had the role of doctor in a play who was helping a woman who had gone into labor. Trying to make it look realistic, she ends up ******** all over me. FML
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Well this gives a whole new meaning to "Oh, shit!"
ilovefatcats 12
156 win
Gstone5 0
156 hahaha nice one
Aero_boy 4
lmaoo 156, great.
tatababe 1
I think you pushed to hard
alexanderavatar 24
wow now thats a committed actor so realistic
Sweny 0
Fyl,shit happens :P
Sun_Kissed18 25
ahaha, I see what you did there ;) Anyway, I wouldn't know but don't women giving birth shit themselves anyway? So I guess it was VERY realistic! Props to you for going all out :D
hellokittywhore 0
yeah my friend was a mess when she gave birth. she not only shit herself but popped all the blood vessles in her face!!!!! no lie
wafflez333 0
ummm? eww
asspussy807 0
Haha I thought you said popped all the blood vessels lmfao!
vassal44 9
175 same here
shinkdog 0
first!
W76 0
Fail
iKaite 0
Epically. :)
DSappy 0
Ughhhh! That is so ******* annoying. No one does that shit anymore, you douche. x
Rawr100 0
YOU FAIL >:D
kaitedinosaur 0
Oh wow. Haha, that sucks!
mrose57 0
Now that's truly gross. FTLs of the actor playing the doctor!
oh_mi_shizzle 0
Ohmigosh! that's so gross! lmao feel bad for u OP must've been humiliating. did it like, come all the way out? could u see it? eeeewww!!! so nasty if u were wearing a dress and it came out of ur undies and everyone saw!!! Fyl OP Ftl of all the other actors and anyone who say what came out of u (or just smelt it) hahaha
zeal 0
Why would she be wearing a dress if she was giving birth to a doctor?
AAAAHHHH12 2
Who said she was giving birth to a doctor? They were referring to the doctor witnessing (or whatever the term for helping with the delivery is).
Witchcraft_fml 5
I'm utterly confused with how Zeal came to that conclusion. :/
kirstensmook 0
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
PinayTohDoh 0
lmao!!! Idk either, but giving birth to a doctor sounds horrible! I think if you were giving birth to a doctor.. your best bet would be to wear a dress... or go nude. :]
ilovefatcats 12
I'm with wichcraft how did u?
asspussy807 0
I can't stop laughing at this chain of comments Lmao
derpina72 23
That's actually pretty realistic.
HappyCatIsHappy 0
Fake? You wouldn't have to have tensed your anal muscles to give birth, or make it look like you were. Really, that'd just be un-needed.
frecklessobe 0
Actually in real child birth most of the time the woman does have a bowel movement after childbirth, yes it was a little too much that she was faking childbirth and actually pooped, but in real child birth, it happens more times than not.
sika_fml 0
Agreed. I was going to say that that makes it quite realistic, since most women in labor crap themselves.
DeadKittens 0
hehe .. anal muscles Thats a strong butthole!!
blah123blah 0
Haha
haishawna 0
THIS IS VERY PUNNNY! pun war anyone?
iKaite 0
Pun that aint Punny. Lol, iFail~.
sushi_car 0
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Doesn't that make it just a little bit realistic, although it's really gross? I've heard some women do shit while giving birth. My mom's friend did I think. Or my mom's friend said she almost did. Something like that. But I don't know. That's really gross though, FYL.
srgntawesome 0
Dude, lol
jacetopia96 1
Well said.
SaintJimmy 0
That's really gross.