Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
alphabetagamma 0
I saw this in Seventeen magazine not 1 year ago, but several years ago.
love_is_pain 0
oof that musta 1 hurt and 2 been awful! just so u guys kno sometimes the string pops out or u just dont realize that the string is showing
xxyumtasticxx 0
haha funny. but sucks.
Tick_fml 0
how he didn't realize after the first second that he was pulling a tampon and not simply a string is beyond me. I mean, were you particularly well lubricated at the time? And so, he ended up pulling it out, like, passed your bikini bottom? I guess, meaning around your bikini bottom? How is that even possible? LOL, anyways if all that is true, I agree, your life is ******.
Ox_Baker 0
Maybe he thought you dropped your Cabala bracelet.
brit8741 0
win!
wallythedolly 0
That's vomit inducing.
ElleEnvy 0
@65 LOL I was going to say that She didn't say he pulled it out all the way just that he pulled it out so maybe it wasn't completely out?
OperationNicole_fml 0
#105, Kabbalah, but good one anyways.
luigi23_fml 0
thats hott....
Stormy_fml 0
It's funny how people always add in their own details... like she was walking, and that it must of been a new tampon, just to make the situation worst. It's embarrassing enough why are people so insistent that it MUST have been painful?
alyxbabayy 0
lol agreed.. it doesnt even hurt to remove a tampon hhahaha. but thatd be funny as ****