Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
Bowser6622 5
He got alcohol. At least he got something right.
ironyisforlosers 0
Well, happy cinch de mayo!
ironyisforlosers 0
*cinco
krysxkatastrophe 14
He better invite you to that fiesta.
sprite101 0
fyl
harrywestt 0
look on the brightened it's time to get revenge. put some laxative in his beer, burn the sombrero in front of him, light a flaming bag of dog crap ring the door bell and run away that's only if your not living there.
shelbyyyy11 0
that's the good life
peppermintstick 0
Is your dad Lloyd Christmas?
sourgirl101 29
"Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy." I love that movie!(: And remember the hat and beer bought! Not sure about the fire works. Lol
peppermintstick 0
I love it too! It is one of my favorites! 'A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano' :)
perrino123 0
^ i dont know lloyd the french are assholes
perrino123 0
^ i dont know lloyd the french are assholes
frutoish 0
that's bad ass.
justanotherrando_fml 2
Bravo señor grande
beroguecel 0
reminds me of dumb and dumber movie