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My grandpa says not to lock your car if someone wants something enough to steal it they will break the windows and that just cause some damn damage

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As stupid/drunk as this car thief was, he probably wouldn't even bother trying the handle and just break in anyway. Even if it was unlocked. Of course, that would make a truly epic FML...

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What I don't understand is if it's alcohol they're after, wouldn't it make more sense to break in a car and steal something more valuable, sell it, and therefore be able to buy multiple beers? Or even better, do something that's not illegal and work for the cash?

If it was downtown around all the bums, I could understand that. People downtown where I live are crazy. They just out of no where start yelling at the wind. I personally think its because they're drunk. I feel bad for you.

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I'm pretty sure it's not the beer OP is worried about, it's the 400 bucks of damage to his car! Yeesh. Learn to read more than a third of the FML. Asshat.

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^ why would he do that? it's only beer he probably bought at the corner store. getting his car fixed is gonna cost a lot more! :-((

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Juicystar777, just curious, how old are you? I've seen your comments and you seem really, really mature and streetwise. Makes me proud to see people like you exist. :))

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55 - I think she's one of those people who purposefully act stupid because they have followed some sort of logic, in which the level of stupidity is directly proportional to the level of cuteness.

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78 - um, no, i'm afraid your hypothesis is incorrect. . . why do you all call me stupid and stuff? idc if this is a website, i have feelings too ya know.. i know i can be oblivious to things at times, but there's no need for hate.

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If you're in high school what grade you in? Your age isn't your social security number but it gives us an idea of your general age. Im a Senior in high school.

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29, you know there is an edit button, right? And there's even a nifty little badge for using it.

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29 - I don't know, if it was me against a *bear,* I would probably break into someone's car also. O_o Lmao at 55 and 80. Makes my day xD

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^ what is seriously up with you calling me a troll? i said it once, and i'll say it for the last time, i'm not a "troll" - whatever the heck that even means!! and dude, why do you want to know how old I am? that's pretty cool that you're a senior, but my age really isn't anyone on this website's concern.

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So we can associate your age with your mental and maturity level. Or cause it would be a "fun fact" And so i can rip on you if your a freshman

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^ "Original poster." On FMyLife, it's quite simply referring to the one who wrote/experienced the particular FML that is being commented upon. I plea with you all, leave 80 up! ;_;

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alright, but how many Kylie's do you know? my name is very common. i'm sure you'll find many living in California. such as Kylie Jenner, for example.

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Im 18, now im waiting for the hackers to bring my cell phone bills trough the roof, find my adress, and find my bank statements The cookies in my jar and under tight security after hours, mind you all.

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Damn. Why don't you guys just leave her alone? What the hell do you have against her? She hasn't been mean or disrespected any of you. Your all just bullies. Smh...

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thank you 134. and silentbutfunny - can you get over this, please? you're making a big deal out of nothing. i'm sorry you're so hurt that i won't give you my age that you feel the need to act like that. i'm not on this website to deal with hate over the Internet from people like you. i'm here to have laugh. with that being said, i'm done.

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juicystar777 you are perhaps the stupidest person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter, please stop commenting before I jump off a bridge, thank you and good day ma'am.

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juicystar777- If you haven't noticed we squeeze as much amusement out of the oblivious and over sympathetic on this website because it's fun. So yeah, we're all fucking with you. Learn the ways of the Internet young one.

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Hard way to learn not to leave valuables or alcohol in plain sight in your car. Throw a blanket or a coat over it next time.

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