Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Heist
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Anti-Dad
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She's crafty
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Top comments
NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
iBilal 0
31th I am cool
lstrawberrycake 12
LOL
liivvii 0
sounds legit.
NataliaSV 0
hahha the large sombrero its worth it xD :)
NataliaSV 0
I want it too
ugotjewed 0
atleast he spent it on useful stuff
TDM1979 0
Ole
maniaccrab 0
maybe he's that drunken vijilantee that blows stuff up called El Mehico
likeyourelooking 6
your step dad sounds like a ******' party!!!!
lylasgurgur 12
The last line of this FML is by-far my favorite!