Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
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Top comments
NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
shayw95 0
at least he remembered the sombrero....
frankdank 3
Did he at least share the booze with you?
HeroicPeanut 3
Party?
joshdairyman 6
hey i voted yes for this in moderate!
SOD_sonofdixie 5
sounds like one hell of a weekend...
Mrrevorp 0
well sombreros are pretty awesome lmao
FreezeeMonsta 19
Sombrero FTW!
kenziem18 0
did he at least offer to share, if I were you I'd call dibs on the sombrero..(;
xAntonix 0
those mexicans..
CallMeHush 1
He should have got a falcon.