Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
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NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
SmallTownCutie 0
Gotta love sombreros.
MrXerxes5 6
Best use of money since that last time he found a donkey and we got it drunk at this party. Goodtimes... gooooood times...
stepherly 5
Cool story bro.
ACM1991 9
he is a champppppp
atroxletum 6
*champ
stepherly 5
Fireworks are expensive nowadays.
StJimmy117 0
and you're complaining because...?
kingjames2306 0
your a dumbass stjim
Shayton 12
revenge always makes me feel better.
OfficeNinja 5
sounds like the makings of a good party. when he blows his thumb off, say you would have paid your phone bill to call 911 or you would have gas to drive to the hospital, but someone took the $400 out of your savings....
momo1972 3
so he invested it in good times
kilo4321 1
your stepdad is an idiot
iamEricCartmen 0
at least he didnt steal your ******
A7X_LoVeee 10
How would one do that?