Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

I agree, your life sucks

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By epicaussie | 6

#3417479 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:48

I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/

By Malinkrot | 3

#3417731 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:56

withdrawal is a bitch. and the sad thing is, many people don't intentionally become opiate addicts. they get prescribed painkillers after surgery or an injury, become addicted, and then the doctor cuts them off because of all the strict laws about painkillers. so then the person is withdrawing and the opiate has messed with the chemicals in their brain, telling them, "you NEED to get more!" thats how people end up going to the methadone clinic all their life or turning to heroin

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By epicaussie | 6

#3417479 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:48

I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/

hannahcorrine | 0

#3417578 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:18

Is he an addict, or did he need it for the aftereffects of surgery?

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3417587 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:24

Well isnt he great?

baconftw | 9

#3417727 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:52

Only the near-retarded ones get caught buying drugs ;)

Malinkrot | 3

#3417731 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:56

zombicidal | 11

#3417770 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:10

I wonder if OP is Dr. Rocksos kid

zombicidal | 11

#3417805 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:34

17 I was thinking of Eddie dean throughout your whole comment (if you don't know who that is you don't read enough Stephen king)

ScOrPiOnloool | 6

#3418696 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:40

U r very close to my birthday mine was 27/11/87

hinchkongfang | 0

#3419728 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:46

I LoVED under the dome - great book!!

By wazdog | 4

#3417484 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:52

Could've been worse. Could've been an undercover transvestite.

13FTW | 9

#3417925 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:35

But then he wouldn't have gone to jail? He just would've woken up with a funny feeling is his bum.

D37H100 | 5

#3418197 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 17:29

28, eh ether way he's having that feeling lol

lemon_phat | 11

#3418751 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:06

Good attempt..

By SnowFlakeInAK | 7

#3417499 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:58

Yikes! Hope he gets in rehab soon!! Sorry your dad is a dirtbag OP :(

SkardeyKat | 3

#3419541 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:50

Just because someone has an addiction problem doesn't automatically make them a dirtbag. It is pretty low that he stole money from op, hopefully op's dad will use this opportunity to get the help he needs.

By nick347b | 6

#3417511 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:01

You were raise by a moron.

Bmocc | 3

#3417932 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:42

Raised*

DynamicDave | 11

#3417959 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:51

So were you, apparently.

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3418374 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:48

Because they left off a "d"? Simple typographical error that many people accidentally commit... Especially while using cell phones. Way to be jerks.

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#3418755 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:12

If a word isn't spelled correctly the comment is automatically thumbed down and grammar Nazis attack with full force. Everyone should know this by now! :P

By miserypoison | 13

#3417531 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:06

Times like this where a facepalm can only go so much..

DropBearHunter | 8

#3417651 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:53

Its where an ovarian delight does the rest.

By Madden12 | 6

#3417542 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:09

When you leave money lying around like that, you're basically an enabler OP. Times like these when people ask themselves - where are the paren.. I mean where are the KIDS? If you can't be raised by them, don't have parents!