Tell him not to squeeze too hard next time.

That must've been a real death grip if you blacked out.

Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.

Father of the year

Your dad sounds like a hard ass. Where's a little sympathy?

My dad would have done the same thing, I feel you OP

Yeah sounds like my father

How hard did he squeeze?

That's some tough love right there.

I think your dad took the concept of bear hugs too seriously.