Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
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NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
Kybeerman 2
I wanna party with that man
JokerJohn7 0
well at least he spent it wisely
ThanksKarma 0
When his birthday comes around buy him a card and tell him that you were going to buy him something but you spent it on a sweet pair of white pleather boots, a kazoo, and bud.
ThanksKarma 0
budweiser*
sakforduc 0
it could be worse. he could be wearing the sombrero on other places other then his head.
tylenol123 0
i woukd leave home at that point.
eminemchick 19
yeah sombrero was just the topping on the cake..
aztabis 0
shows you why kind of taste your mom has marrying a thief!! wow nice step dad!
559NVUS 3
he must be Mexican because I too have spent my money on a sombrero when drunk... FYI it also makes a good mornin bucket.
perdix 31
He didn't spend that money -- he invested it! I'll bet those items paid off big dividends of hilarity and giggles. Your stepdad is the Warren Buffet of Fun!
teamholcombe 0
At least it was a "very large" sombrero.