Animals: Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman....

By a man - 10/04/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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Doortje 29

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That's actually pretty awesome. Call it design/modern art and pretty soon all your neighbours want to borrow your dog.

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

Thats one big dog!

xxxxshanexxxx 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

i hope u can fix that plaster

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:44

PUPPY POWERRRR! :D

scar97 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:45

did anyone else think of the doritos superbowl commercial with the dog in the first sentence?

ILoveEggnog 7

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:52

Yes. I immediately started laughing.

Shootamonkey3 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 1:28

No, I thought of you getting bitch slapped by my dick.

Shootamonkey3 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 1:46

^^^ You're a dirty girl :P

jess6blondie9 2

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Monday 11 April 2011 1:50

It's a guy..

Shootamonkey3 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 1:54

No shit but I still say dirty girl.

Want_ToBe_Normal 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 2:06

Can you say "Animal Shelter"?

chuckychan 8

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Monday 11 April 2011 2:22

time to get a doggy door?

GenocideTUH 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 3:30

you mean he flew through the door like underdog not superman

BisFitty 7

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Monday 11 April 2011 5:58

My question is, who the fuck has a door made out of plaster?

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

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Monday 11 April 2011 10:57

omg u found Krypto!!!!

johnnie99 0

Monday 11 April 2011 13:39

73- that's scrappy doo

skorpien 1

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Monday 11 April 2011 16:57

105 - I'm guessing you missed the part where the dog slammed into the wall. Unless that was added after your post by the mods, in which case don't mind this post.

Sassybq1 13

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:11

lol he says it in the show too silly

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

Thats one big dog!

iwubbtitties_fml 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:33

Lol win ^

Autoshot 9

Monday 11 April 2011 4:51

(( ( -.-) o_(")(")

rawr9able 4

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Monday 11 April 2011 14:59

...(/) ..(0.0) ((")(")/). Bunneh? o_O

musicofmylife 6

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Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:35

that dosg bigger than me!!!

rends 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:39

You have a cool dog.

kingtz 6

Monday 11 April 2011 2:01

Yeah, sounds like an awesome dog. I'd love to play wrestle a dog that big.

Poopolicious 5

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Friday 19 August 2011 6:08

ya hoo

Doortje 29

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That's actually pretty awesome. Call it design/modern art and pretty soon all your neighbours want to borrow your dog.

illmatic2 16

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Monday 11 April 2011 3:11

Yeah! And before you know it everybody will be throwing puppys through their walls....

FriskyTaco 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That sucks, get a pet turtle next time.

hannahgymnast 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:03

I had a turtle once... we let it outside and it ran under our shed and died D:

holstarox 2

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Monday 11 April 2011 9:21

How can a turtle run...?

HowlingFire 21

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Tuesday 22 December 2015 21:39

Turtles can be pretty fast when they want to be.

Snowstar 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:44

UNDERDOG!

Snowstar 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:46

UNDERDOG!

jewels1877 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 0:47

Sounds like a ruff landing..

humorizer 14

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Monday 11 April 2011 1:04

I don't get it.

kingtz 6

Monday 11 April 2011 2:03

#28, no, I think they're just that stupid.

chuckychan 8

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Monday 11 April 2011 7:51

wait who are we talking about?

hockeyrocks39 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 8:32

hahaha.... nice

IBeDantastic 0

Monday 11 April 2011 15:44

Lol@ the 28 guy above me. I believe you going through that whole explanation would make you the dim one... saying "I don't get it" only implies that this girls " ruff landing" joke was horrid. Although im pretty sure that's how she meant it to be. DieInAFire >:I

ceddyz17 10

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Monday 11 April 2011 18:57

ah haha that's silly

fookinprawn 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 2:49

hey #28 ..... I dnt get it...

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 11 April 2011 0:47

Is the dog okay?!

jess6blondie9 2

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Monday 11 April 2011 2:01

No the dog died.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 11 April 2011 3:10

GOOD ONE JESS! LOL JK.

Tuesdays76 0

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Monday 11 April 2011 6:58

Ha that was the first thing I thought. I hope the dig is okay. If that happened with my dog I would worry about him first, then the wall. Of course my dog is only 65-70 lbs.