Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman....

By a man - 10/4/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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By Doortje | 28

#2327455 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That's actually pretty awesome. Call it design/modern art and pretty soon all your neighbours want to borrow your dog.

By xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#2327438 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

Thats one big dog!

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By xxxxshanexxxx | 0

#2327437 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

i hope u can fix that plaster

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2327461 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:44

PUPPY POWERRRR! :D

scar97 | 0

#2327473 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:45

did anyone else think of the doritos superbowl commercial with the dog in the first sentence?

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2327506 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:52

Yes. I immediately started laughing.

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2327610 - Monday 11 April 2011 1:28

No, I thought of you getting bitch slapped by my dick.

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2327653 - Monday 11 April 2011 1:46

^^^ You're a dirty girl :P

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2327662 - Monday 11 April 2011 1:50

It's a guy..

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2327668 - Monday 11 April 2011 1:54

No shit but I still say dirty girl.

Want_ToBe_Normal | 0

#2327710 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:06

Can you say "Animal Shelter"?

chuckychan | 8

#2327751 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:22

time to get a doggy door?

GenocideTUH | 0

#2327933 - Monday 11 April 2011 3:30

you mean he flew through the door like underdog not superman

BisFitty | 7

#2328572 - Monday 11 April 2011 5:58

My question is, who the fuck has a door made out of plaster?

xXxJaGsTeRxXx | 11

#2329384 - Monday 11 April 2011 10:57

omg u found Krypto!!!!

johnnie99 | 0

#2330333 - Monday 11 April 2011 13:39

73- that's scrappy doo

skorpien | 1

#2330913 - Monday 11 April 2011 16:57

105 - I'm guessing you missed the part where the dog slammed into the wall. Unless that was added after your post by the mods, in which case don't mind this post.

Sassybq1 | 13

#2334611 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:11

lol he says it in the show too silly

By xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#2327438 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:38

Thats one big dog!

iwubbtitties_fml | 0

#2328197 - Monday 11 April 2011 4:33

Lol win ^

Autoshot | 9

#2328281 - Monday 11 April 2011 4:51

((
( -.-)
o_(")(")

rawr9able | 4

#2330563 - Monday 11 April 2011 14:59

...(/)
..(0.0)
((")(")/). Bunneh? o_O

musicofmylife | 6

#2341704 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:35

that dosg bigger than me!!!

By rends | 0

#2327440 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:39

You have a cool dog.

kingtz | 6

#2327678 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:01

Yeah, sounds like an awesome dog. I'd love to play wrestle a dog that big.

Poopolicious | 5

#3137323 - Friday 19 August 2011 6:08

ya hoo

By Doortje | 28

#2327455 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That's actually pretty awesome. Call it design/modern art and pretty soon all your neighbours want to borrow your dog.

illmatic2 | 16

#2327883 - Monday 11 April 2011 3:11

Yeah! And before you know it everybody will be throwing puppys through their walls....

By FriskyTaco | 0

#2327457 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:43

That sucks, get a pet turtle next time.

hannahgymnast | 0

#2329078 - Monday 11 April 2011 9:03

I had a turtle once... we let it outside and it ran under our shed and died D:

holstarox | 2

#2329130 - Monday 11 April 2011 9:21

How can a turtle run...?

HowlingFire | 21

#6491296 - Tuesday 22 December 2015 21:39

Turtles can be pretty fast when they want to be.

By Snowstar | 0

#2327463 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:44

UNDERDOG!

By Snowstar | 0

#2327475 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:46

UNDERDOG!

By jewels1877 | 0

#2327480 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:47

Sounds like a ruff landing..

humorizer | 14

#2327550 - Monday 11 April 2011 1:04

I don't get it.

kingtz | 6

#2327690 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:03

#28, no, I think they're just that stupid.

chuckychan | 8

#2328948 - Monday 11 April 2011 7:51

wait who are we talking about?

hockeyrocks39 | 0

#2329020 - Monday 11 April 2011 8:32

hahaha.... nice

IBeDantastic | 0

#2330660 - Monday 11 April 2011 15:44

[email protected] the 28 guy above me. I believe you going through that whole explanation would make you the dim one... saying "I don't get it" only implies that this girls " ruff landing" joke was horrid. Although im pretty sure that's how she meant it to be.

DieInAFire >:I

ceddyz17 | 10

#2331196 - Monday 11 April 2011 18:57

ah haha that's silly

fookinprawn | 3

#2346094 - Thursday 14 April 2011 2:49

hey #28 ..... I dnt get it...

By A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2327486 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:47

Is the dog okay?!

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2327681 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:01

No the dog died.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2327878 - Monday 11 April 2011 3:10

GOOD ONE JESS!

LOL JK.

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2328814 - Monday 11 April 2011 6:58

Ha that was the first thing I thought. I hope the dig is okay. If that happened with my dog I would worry about him first, then the wall. Of course my dog is only 65-70 lbs.