idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
GidleyWife
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
amber s
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Krazydude1000
Hangry DVD
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
OytoBeAfather
Nesconset, United States
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
poorman
Derwood, United States
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Top comments
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
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Comments (58)
perdix 31
Unless he's a big ol' retard, in which case it's adorable!
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
you're adorable.
stewpididiot 11
and he can count to potato.
JokeMeister 0
YDI! What the he'll is he still doing there. hope u made him pay 4 a new1.
Asynja 4
For half a second I thought that said 'newt'.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I thought it said "Newt" too. XD
bluelily_ 0
lol
Steve95401 49
You deserve it for raising such an idiot.
FFML_314 12
If he wants to act like a child, then treat him like a child. Put his ass in the corner, take away dessert and ban him from using any video games. Or just cut yourself off from him entirely, deny his existence and kill all of his friends.
redbluegreen 41
Do you think the OP needs a little help with the last one? I know a guy... -rubs hands together-
FFML_314 12
I think so. I think Kay could help us out here. She's really good at....I've already said too much.
TheDrifter 24
If he's still sticking coins in the DVD for amusement he likely doesn't have any friends toake the last step necessary. However... about that guy...
Maxaxle 0
What a jackass!
pineappleluvah 0
Time to let baby fly free from the nest. Asap.
Jenmic 16
Reminds me of the one FML where a toddler sticks coins in the Wii. Lets hope he stuffed enough to buy a new one.
sharkwad85 0
Op should have the child aborted.... its not to late.
lovelyliz916 5
Of course its not cute..its adorable!! :P