By hmb - 16/09/2010 18:50 - United States
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Rub his nose in your stomach and say, "Bad dog! Outside!"
you deserve it for having a-pen-in-ur-dicks
mm I do that often, I mean lying on my back on the ground in front of the couch close enough for a dog to jump off you onto it.
and why were you lying on the floor?
What are you, some little girl, OP? When my appendix burst, I ripped it out the excess organs and licked all the poisonous liquids. Then I stapled it shut and played extreme fist bump with my stomach. I won.
49, your bloody stories are getting old :/
you look like you like boys
pleasant
fatty mc fun.
Well what in the shit are you doing laying on the ground NEXT TO THE COUCH?! Lay ON the couch. Dumbass
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I like what you did there, thumbs up to you.
cudos
well played sir
YDI for having a dog, having surgery of ANY kind for ANY reason, for having furniture in your house (wtf is wrong with you?!), and for even having an appendix in the first place, you mutant freak!
is it just me or is anyone else sick of these stupid 'YDI' things? how does op deserve having their stomach jumped on after surgery? joke or not, it's stupid!
YDI for getting so wrapped up in something some random stranger said on the interweb.
you're all noobs if you don't know who trollz is.
what's op? I've been trying to figure out what it is for a month now :|
OP=original poster
Dogs are horrible. They should really all be killed
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So, even the dog can tell you're not a lady, but a tramp.
Y'all are a bunch of *******, LYING DOWN to recover?? What in the Fuck is wrong with you?! I mean seriously, lying down? Whenever I'm trying to recover, I do so by running across america 47 times while carrying an elephant in a forrest gump t shirt over my shoulder, and when I finish that in approximately 32.00839721 seconds flat, I bench press your mom 1 and a half times, cuz that's all I'm capble of. when I finish with that, I go deep sea diving in a sea of naked Martian women, isn't quite as nice as it sounds, I mean they have 8 vaginas each, but it's like Russian roullette as to which one will or will not tear off your penis-- not fun, trust me! But it's not too bad when you get used to it, as long as you drink long enough for them to look relatively like humans, which isn't too hard from the front, but you don't want to look from behind or you'll turn to stone. good for me though because I'm not a huge fan of anal, unless the girll is a buttterface, which land o lakes or I can't believe it ain't butter is a decent substitute for a butterface prostitute, if you're interested, I can hook you up with captain hook and his unicorn, now that's a bad ass wingman right there. Your penis will thank me!