Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
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perdix
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So, even the dog can tell you're not a lady, but a tramp.
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CelloNerd
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pleasant
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crackerkilla
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haha
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Rub his nose in your stomach and say, "Bad dog! Outside!"
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
you deserve it for having a-pen-in-ur-dicks
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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why were u on the floor?
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Jessi2487
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22 i was thinking the same.
ydi op if u were in bed ur dog wouldnt have jumped on ur freshly removed appendix space.
ydi op if u were in bed ur dog wouldnt have jumped on ur freshly removed appendix space.
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averageirishman
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mm I do that often, I mean lying on my back on the ground in front of the couch close enough for a dog to jump off you onto it.
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kiik_fml
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and why were you lying on the floor?
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b_anhero
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7 win. thats some pragmatic ish right there.
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bishoprsv2
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What are you, some little girl, OP?
When my appendix burst, I ripped it out the excess organs and licked all the poisonous liquids. Then I stapled it shut and played extreme fist bump with my stomach. I won.
When my appendix burst, I ripped it out the excess organs and licked all the poisonous liquids. Then I stapled it shut and played extreme fist bump with my stomach. I won.
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deathcab7
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49, your bloody stories are getting old :/
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william1993
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you look like you like boys
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CelloNerd
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pleasant
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mrfruits
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fatty mc fun.
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zomgbies
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Well what in the shit are you doing laying on the ground NEXT TO THE COUCH?! Lay ON the couch. Dumbass
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alastairjoseph
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second
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Melaniee_fml
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fail.
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perdix
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So, even the dog can tell you're not a lady, but a tramp.
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purplegee
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I like what you did there, thumbs up to you.
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underaegis
| 0
cudos
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cartoonhead
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well played sir
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MetalFish
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#67, it's "Kudos" :)
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a_girl_i_know
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lol
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Trollz4daLULZ
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YDI for having a dog, having surgery of ANY kind for ANY reason, for having furniture in your house (wtf is wrong with you?!), and for even having an appendix in the first place, you mutant freak!
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kathira120
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is it just me or is anyone else sick of these stupid 'YDI' things? how does op deserve having their stomach jumped on after surgery? joke or not, it's stupid!
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Trollz4daLULZ
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YDI for getting so wrapped up in something some random stranger said on the interweb.
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FFML_314
| 11
Kathira, move along. You are not wanted here!
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MetalFish
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I see Kathira's point, most of the time they are trying to be funny but epically failing.
Some are genuinely hilarious though. I can take it or leave it.
Back on topic: I modded this one :D
FYL OP, but don't lie on the floor when your dog is about anyway!
Some are genuinely hilarious though. I can take it or leave it.
Back on topic: I modded this one :D
FYL OP, but don't lie on the floor when your dog is about anyway!
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moon21_fml
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quit posting these stupid "YDI" things people! It's really annoying!
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MnBran6
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you're all noobs if you don't know who trollz is.
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WearingHats
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Trollz, you're comments are way more clever than all the other wannabe "YDI" kings out there.
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katey280
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what's op? I've been trying to figure out what it is for a month now :|
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bluefairy_fml
| 24
OP=original poster
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JayBear14
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loll at 8 ur effing crazy it cracks me up
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hidingoutt7
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well I hope your ok
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shacoria
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Dogs are horrible. They should really all be killed
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colorguardgeek
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owwww!!! m'sorry.