Bald
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
missedout
York, United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
children ain't pawns
Perth, Australia
Fashion influencer
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
DaveAlmighty
United States
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Hairless freak
Fallbrook, United States
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Anonymous
United States
You little git
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Top comments
philipino 24
Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky
darwinism 30
It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.
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Comments (49)
keiNan_fml 35
i feel you man...
HappyItalian 38
It's for that extra shine.
addictedtoIASIP 14
If he's like 7 that could be understandable but if he's older than that's concerning
savemeSheehan 8
hope he is a young child cuz that's Kind of adorable
ostfaiz 18
he is adorable...You dont deserve it Op
Sakuraashita 15
I would just like to take this moment to glorify and forever enshrine OP's word choice: "bald as a coot". Thank you, that is all.
evilamoebaattack 20
thank heavens I'm not the only one who noticed that. Coot. not a word you see every FML.
worldclassrager 41
There is shampoo that does restore hair...there could be a reason for that
Ghastly_fml 15
At least he had a good sense of humor
tnlander 20
Am I the only one who has no idea what a coot is?
Sakuraashita 15
Coot means old person.
doodlecloud 27
I was confused too. I thought OP meant the bird or possibly a shortened version of bandicoot. Neither of which are bald.
Geeve95 11
Nice birthday present. You should get him Aftershave.