Bald
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
missedout
York, United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
children ain't pawns
Perth, Australia
Fashion influencer
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
DaveAlmighty
United States
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Hairless freak
Fallbrook, United States
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Anonymous
United States
You little git
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Top comments
philipino 24
Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky
darwinism 30
It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.
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Comments (49)
philipino 24
Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
really depends on the age of his son on how to take this.
TheTacoMan 24
Or maybe OP's brother is just messing around and he has a bigger surprise planned for OP
evilamoebaattack 20
what brother? OP's son did the deed.
leaper66 12
Lol! Hope you have a good sense of humour...
flufee2 27
Maybe he thought it was body wash... Still shit present nvm lol
sayyestothedress 24
It actually depends on the son's age, if he's a teenager, that'd be an FML, but if he just a toddler or child, they don't really understand! (Some don't, I'm not saying all)
confusedAsFuck 34
it's the thought that counts. but I've got to say, that's pretty un-thoughtful
Zman2017 18
That's kind of a hairy situation
LittleBells 17
What made you think that would be a good comment?
fivetimeslonger 24
Isn't it actually the opposite?
devildog562 33
It's to wash the beard !
mete_orito 34
or the hair below the waist !
buttersmom 14
Just remember... He probably got some of his sense of humor from you! It made me laugh, at least!
giantsfan2010 23
Your son seems like a funny guy!
darwinism 30
It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.
pangalactic 2
Perhaps some polish would have been more appropriate?