I don't think you would love him if you were in that situation.

i don't

25's picture is what op looked like trying to grow it back

25- but.. but.. IMPOSSIBRU!

You're a bitch, 1

41 - Dolan!!

52- no need to name-call.

Or rip his hair out with your bare hands

Or everyday, for as long as you're roommates, dip his toothbrush in toilet water. The day he moves out, you can let him in on a little secret.

Hair grows and so should friendships. But clearly this one is not a healthy friendship. Lose the loser.

33- just beacuse op's roommate pulled a prank on them doesn't mean to they have to kick em' out. Your taking something way too seriously that might have been an asshole move but hair grows back. Unlike your balls

No balls here. But hair sometimes takes years to grow back. That was a shitty prank only an enemy would pull. You would be pissed too if you had patches of bald on your head. So I stand by my first comment.

Or her

31 I have to agree since not many men own hair remover and girls get haircuts too. I don't know why everyone assumed op is a guy.

Because long hair won't fall out with hair removal cream as easy as short hair (boy hair). Hair removal cream doesn't always remove coarse hair as easy as fine.

Not all girls have Long hair... I have gotten my fair share of bad haircuts and have to wait a few weeks to have it grow it out.... I still think it was two guys, but I'm just pointing out your flaw.

Lol

How original!

Your idea of revenge is weak. How about some dye in the laundry detergent to mess the roommates clothes up or laxatives in food for a start.

I am but an inexperienced prankster. I merely offered suggestions, take them or leave them as you will.

I think you should tell them you're getting revenge, and to watch their back. Be suspicious and remind them of it every day...until it drives them crazy. They'll be begging you to get it over with and you'll have gotten your revenge. I dunno, I saw it on Arthur, it might work.

6- Kool-Ade works better than coffee.

No MY prank ideas are better...

Or "cue ball"

16- that is if OP's white...

Roommate**

Simply when a slow kick would not suffice!