Kids: Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm...

By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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philipino 24

Tuesday 21 October 2014 18:50

Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky

darwinism 30

Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:10

It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.

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Lilly_974 14

Wednesday 22 October 2014 2:57

I. These kind of FML's, it really depends on the kids age

jaspinkgrl01 18

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:51

At least you can say he was thinking of you for this giftz

katertott 44

Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:37

Maybe it's his version of a gag gift? Perhaps he's stalling or has another, better gift planned for later in the day? I'd hope so. Otherwise that just sucks. Happy birthday, btw.

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 22 October 2014 9:29

Or is too young to understand!

meriprete 4

Wednesday 22 October 2014 23:21

Happy birthday!

hk1998 8

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:15

Thats saying something

sayhey22 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:18

"Coots" aren't bald...

Banned_Comercial 5

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:01

Shampoo can be used on the scalp to was it.

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Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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