Bald
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
missedout
York, United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
children ain't pawns
Perth, Australia
Fashion influencer
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
DaveAlmighty
United States
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Hairless freak
Fallbrook, United States
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Anonymous
United States
You little git
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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philipino 24
Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky
darwinism 30
It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.
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Comments (49)
Grenith 21
You still have to clean your scalp. How bald is a coot btw?
Mysterious_one 26
use it as a lube to jerk in shower?
Hiktmae 20
Definitely not the thought that counts since clearly he did not think at all.
ckerane 16
your son is hilarious
VolcanoTheDragon 20
...coots aren't bald...
TogeBara 12
Some things to keep in mind for the people replying to this: It was clearly a joke. Coots aren't bald. It was definitely on purpose. Don't use soap as a lubricant for pleasure, it dries out the skin and can make it crack, not fun.
lholifield23 12
I'd beat his ass
mosquito19 14
you're probably smuggling seaweed in your underware, use it down there.
jcast0627 9
It's the thought that counts?...
PhotoSmith 25
hey, lifetime supply!