sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
leah
Whooped
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Fml24609
United States
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
anon
United States
Eau de toilette
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
jessefonsexy.
United States
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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super3286 14
minty morning
dramaababyy 0
lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.
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Comments (162)
Barbourino 0
sucks to be you
Silense_is_loud 0
squirt squirt!!!!! :D
Kimberly_Isabel 7
Hopefully you didn't swallow any of it. Now get back at her!
complicated4 0
my question is what did you do to her to make her do that
FarSide 23
She got tired of you french kissing her with your stinky breath.
Ajjas013 6
Shoulda had a V8.
madie_hearts09 0
nice sister
SeasonedLemur 5
Dear Ajjas if you were allergic to strawberrys I would go round to your house and pelt all your windows and doors with strawberrys! Do you want to know why I would do such a horrible act? because I hate you Ajjas I really really ******* hate you!!!
ScaryyMary 14
SeasonedLemur, thank you for making me LOL.
Ajjas013 6
Sad little man in a sad little glass box? Sandy little man angry in his sandly little world. You spelled strawberries wrong. I love you too. Kthxbai :)
Petey_devil 0
v8s are yucky :(((( unless they're mostly fruit juice
AmandaSchnepf 0
I would have beat her ass!!! and put soap in her eyes :)
bigojac2000 0
yea that's nasty. I wouldve puked
Schazam 0
Why were your hands in your mouth?
ohSNAPyall 27
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!
kelseyyc 0
With Orbit!
qwerty234 0
it life sucks. do it to her
danielrunes 0
sux
deannamarie12 0
lol ewe xD sorry OP