FML : Shitty Engagement

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Shitty Engagement

Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By poopplop - / Sunday 3 December 2017 19:00 / Italy - Monza

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By Leeono | 26

#7561079 - Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:06

Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7571340 - Sunday 3 December 2017 19:10

”Do you want to marry me?”
”I do-do!”

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By Leeono | 26

#7561079 - Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:06

Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.

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Cali | 54

#7571635 - Monday 4 December 2017 18:28

Beautiful.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7571340 - Sunday 3 December 2017 19:10

”Do you want to marry me?”
”I do-do!”

By manb91uk | 22

#7571360 - Sunday 3 December 2017 20:35

There’s no comment that does justice to the amount of shit you’re about to get into

By RichardPencil | 27

#7571373 - Sunday 3 December 2017 21:28

Flush and run! You’ve dodged a bullet!

By Notmymonkeysnotmycircus | 16

#7571377 - Sunday 3 December 2017 21:47

I wonder if it was a shitty ring before it ended up in the toilet?

By EnvyMe33 | 26

#7571380 - Sunday 3 December 2017 21:57

You should’ve kept the ring on or if you didn’t want to wear it then you should have put it somewhere safe other then the toilet.

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boopingsnoot | 23

#7571387 - Sunday 3 December 2017 22:33

Shit happens. As my cat found out when he leapt into the toilet the instant I stood up. You think he'd learned the first time.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7571431 - Monday 4 December 2017 0:56

“If you liked it, then you shitta put a ring on it!”

Beyoncé prophesied this!

By kujiens101 | 21

#7571474 - Monday 4 December 2017 6:23

Sounds pretty shitty...

By Manav Shukla | 7

#7571602 - Monday 4 December 2017 15:56

Lol .... so nw wht u gonna do ?

By BIGKIEFFER | 10

#7571639 - Monday 4 December 2017 18:44

Anello poopy. È disgustoso. Diamanti marroni....

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