Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML
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Leeono
| 26
Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.
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Cali
| 54
Beautiful.
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exileonmainst
| 16
”Do you want to marry me?”
”I do-do!”
”I do-do!”
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manb91uk
| 22
There’s no comment that does justice to the amount of shit you’re about to get into
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RichardPencil
| 27
Flush and run! You’ve dodged a bullet!
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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus
| 16
I wonder if it was a shitty ring before it ended up in the toilet?
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EnvyMe33
| 26
You should’ve kept the ring on or if you didn’t want to wear it then you should have put it somewhere safe other then the toilet.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Shit happens. As my cat found out when he leapt into the toilet the instant I stood up. You think he'd learned the first time.
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RichardPencil
| 27
“If you liked it, then you shitta put a ring on it!”
Beyoncé prophesied this!
Beyoncé prophesied this!
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kujiens101
| 24
Sounds pretty shitty...
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Manav Shukla
| 7
Lol .... so nw wht u gonna do ?
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BIGKIEFFER
| 10
Anello poopy. È disgustoso. Diamanti marroni....
”I do-do!”