Gross, Toilet and Health: Eau de toilette - FML

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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sthrr 6

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:24

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

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sthrr 6

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

EmoGiana 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:38

Last time I went to the bathroom, I didn't dip my hands in poo water. :3

badintentions 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 20:47

I wonder if she is related to R. Kelly? "I wanna pee on youuuuu. Drip, drip, drip,...drip, drip drip. I wanna piss on youuuuu."

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Sunday 6 March 2011 4:17

agree with #30

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Sunday 6 March 2011 5:45

it's ****** juice

kinghashem 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:52

that's cute ;)

WhipMyHair 0

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:25

Eww gross!

jrsgreenfire257 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:37

Well... seimen...

CodySpraker 0

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Thursday 28 April 2011 16:50

that doesn't make any sense

that_is_Nathy 9

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:34

Do yourself a favor and don't think about it

YourWetDream 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:38

Pee...or love juice

sgenfkshe 5

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Saturday 5 March 2011 21:55

both. lmao.:)

thsredraider54 4

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:12

hi

silentbutfunny 0

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Friday 20 January 2012 15:34

Howdy. See? Pointless.

obxgal13 0

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:40

soap?

lemonlift 6

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Sunday 6 March 2011 3:59

probably not, if she asked her friend for hand sanitizer

tournamentdecide 33

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Sunday 17 August 2014 0:05

maybe she puts soap before water

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:51

She just finished masturbating and she's a squirter. What's that fluid called? Wherever it is, you got a faceful of it.

yuggi1 11

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:51

Possible answers: Urine, watery diarrhea, soap, water... Hey, just because the sink is 'broken' doesn't mean it can't produce a little trinkle of water.

yuggi1 11

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Saturday 5 March 2011 16:55

trickle* Darn autocorrect

atomicbaboon 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:15

she probably just washed her hands in the toilet. no biggie.

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