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oww
Yeah that should be painful. OP, now we all know who wears the sibling pants in your family lol.
hahaha this made me lol!! :)
it could have been worse! it could have been your girlfriend who made you sleep on the ground, since you pulled her hair out while she was blowing you!!
16-epic win!! =D
fyl :/
awwwwweh<3.
Marinus: I like how you connect your stories throughout the FMLs.
18 and 24 both deserve a hi-5
Ydi for being in her way.
your sisters a bitch. sleep there anyway. she probably stepped on your face on purpose
Haha. I have OCD, so I do fist bumps!
why did u want to share the bed with your sister?
your sisters being a *****. tell her too bad and sleep in the bed anyway
Sandwiches are like analogies in that I'm making one now.
wtf she sounds like a bitch. I wouldn't just gotten up and in the bed. a king is huge she probably wouldn't have even noticed you there if she was asleep.
kick her off the bed and go tell her to make you a sandwich! then step on her face.
that's when you push her off the bed
idk how u guys thing 16 is always win. all his responses are stupid like Skroal's......OP u shoulda kicked ur sister off
& 8, you are so lucky.... andy is a BEAUTY!
Does your sister think that you're gonna try and pull some wincest off?
haha yeah good point... why didn't you?
u wuld
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.
go f yourself myke no one likes you
26-Hell yeah!
I agree with 14, should have took the bed!
8 - you Look like you sleep on the floor every night...
strip down, spread your lips (or bat wings) and the bed is yours
be man! man take bed from woman!
Who says OP is a man?..
Chances are if she came home late at night from a party it would give the OP more than enough time to take the bed from her. And if she were lazy enough to not remove her high heels before getting into bed then she would have put up no resistance to the OP trying to take the bed away from her. Analyze the situation man!
How do you know it's a man?
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Show it anywaythere are also people who don't have beds in other countries...
There are people everywhere who don't have beds to sleep on
3rd that is all
Nope you're 4th.
ur 28^
Who care's what number your comment is? Posting a comment just to say what number it is, is just pathetic. When you're wrong about the number, you're even more stupid.
Haaa fail! You're sister dominated you.
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
It's a KING bed. How can she FORCE you to sleep on the floor. Awww, are you scared of her??? ;}
dang it 4th
well i thought it might be less akward than sleeping in the same bed with your sister.
how is that awkward? It's not like your cuddling with them your sharing sleeping space.
would u want to sleep with ur brother/sister?
It's not as if the siblings are "sleeping with each other" in the euphemistic sense. They're sleeping in the same bed. That's not really too weird.
Wow, what's so wrong with sharing a bed with a sibling? unless the OP is a perv that's gonna try something on her, I don't see why not, it's just dumb, I've shared a bed with my brother on a number of occasions when we didn't have any rooms free, sure I didn't like it as I'd rather sleep alone, but you get over it as it doesn't matter much once you're asleep.
well i thought it might be less akward than sleeping in the same bed with your sister.
Take all the blankets from her in the middle of the night, and roll up like a taquitooo! :D
Or a burrito.....it's your choise
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haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
oww