sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
leah
Whooped
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Fml24609
United States
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
anon
United States
Eau de toilette
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
jessefonsexy.
United States
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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super3286 14
minty morning
dramaababyy 0
lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.
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Comments (162)
xHabsfanx 0
Soo umm did you swallow?
ScaryyMary 14
Did you?
ninjanate 0
she swallowed last night. that's why her sis pured hand wash in her mouth.
ninjanate 0
poured *
KillU2009 0
i love your sister.... she loves me too
babyteef 0
Hahaha I can imagine the OP flipping out with foam spilling from her mouth like a rabid animal. That sucks but I bet you did something to make her do that..
sugarr0babby0 0
u have the same case for ur iPhone as me :D
babyteef 0
Great minds think alike ;)
sugarr0babby0 0
hahaha :)
jplumbob 4
87 how old r u?
babyteef 0
almost 20..why? :)
ninjanate 0
wht a bitch.
ninjanate 0
dirty mouth? clean in up with Germ-X. dafp
Reaper417 0
maybe op has stinky ass breath and his sis was trying to help
sugarr0babby0 0
# 53 , are you a guy or a girl? Sadly, I cannot tell....
jplumbob 4
53 looks like a girl. I think I see boobies.
goingdown_fml 0
slap that little turd
heyarnold69 0
high 5 to your sister.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
wow. even my Brother isn't that mean...