By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
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juicy_extasy 25

Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!

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juicy_extasy 25

Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!

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couchcat 25

Or he could just put a lock on his door....

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whatunicorn 17

^umm.. OP is a girl, hence the symbol at the top.

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crackajak 15

"Hey how's your little sister?" "She's blossoming" "Awww like a beautiful flower!" "No, like a steaming pile of shit."

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Mahcookiez 15

The insults are getting better each time

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proudsock 17

the thought of this makes me want to gag.

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katelng09 16

Haha shitblossom. I have to use that more often.

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tiggerlover100 27

What a lovely thing to wake up to. But seriously OP that's disgusting and you should make sure your sister understands that not okay. I can't imagine how she'll act when she's older and she sleeps over at a friends house. Educate her before she has no friends lol

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disturbedchyk 11

or before she does something like that and gets the shit kicked out of her!

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TrippingOnAcid 29

What is hocking a loogie, exactly? Is it spitting? Nice use of shitblossom!

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obliviongillette 18

That's what I'm wondering. I thought it maybe meant flicking a booger. :0

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higgysaurus 18

its coughing up phlegm that has gathered in your throat and then spitting it out

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Xion0014 20

How do you not know? It's snorting phlegm and spitting it

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By_The_9 13

would you like some toast with that lung butter?

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disturbedchyk 11

it says on #10s profile that she's from England and maybe they don't call it that over there

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HannyButterfly1 7

I am from England and I do not know what this is either :/

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