Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
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juicy_extasy
| 25
Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!
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couchcat
| 25
Or he could just put a lock on his door....
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whatunicorn
| 17
^umm.. OP is a girl, hence the symbol at the top.
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bandgeek109
| 13
cymbal
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ad1836
| 19
LOL
Siblings
Siblings
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arano
| 29
Lmao.
Shitblossom.
Shitblossom.
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Lalala579121
| 27
Yeah, that's a new one for me.
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hellnosucka
| 27
new favorite insult.
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crackajak
| 15
"Hey how's your little sister?"
"She's blossoming"
"Awww like a beautiful flower!"
"No, like a steaming pile of shit."
"She's blossoming"
"Awww like a beautiful flower!"
"No, like a steaming pile of shit."
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Mahcookiez
| 15
The insults are getting better each time
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proudsock
| 17
the thought of this makes me want to gag.
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katelng09
| 16
Haha shitblossom. I have to use that more often.
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Emmamazing
| 26
Okay, this calls for serious revenge!
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tiggerlover100
| 27
What a lovely thing to wake up to. But seriously OP that's disgusting and you should make sure your sister understands that not okay. I can't imagine how she'll act when she's older and she sleeps over at a friends house. Educate her before she has no friends lol
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disturbedchyk
| 11
or before she does something like that and gets the shit kicked out of her!
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Alexandria79
| 22
shitblossom. ..good one haha
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
What is hocking a loogie, exactly? Is it spitting?
Nice use of shitblossom!
Nice use of shitblossom!
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obliviongillette
| 18
That's what I'm wondering. I thought it maybe meant flicking a booger. :0
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higgysaurus
| 18
its coughing up phlegm that has gathered in your throat and then spitting it out
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Xion0014
| 20
How do you not know? It's snorting phlegm and spitting it
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By_The_9
| 13
would you like some toast with that lung butter?
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disturbedchyk
| 11
it says on #10s profile that she's from England and maybe they don't call it that over there
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HannyButterfly1
| 7
I am from England and I do not know what this is either :/
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8Dirty1
| 24
awesome! ha
Shitblossom.