sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
leah
Whooped
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Fml24609
United States
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
anon
United States
Eau de toilette
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
jessefonsexy.
United States
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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super3286 14
minty morning
dramaababyy 0
lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.
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Comments (162)
jessxoxo28 5
lol, i gotta admit... thats a good one
tasha_caliente 0
how iz tht an fm
HeretoBlame 3
your lucky she didnt hit you in the balls ....thank your sister for being nice
wreckem881 0
that must be a weird foreign thing .. that we here in AMERICA know little about (thank god!)
margxoxo 0
So...........does it taste good? :)
JesseJaymz 0
awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet!!!
CooLbEAnS1096 0
win
candice79_fml 5
cloes your mouth next time.
tasha_caliente 0
4 real close ur mout
clo_clo_fml 0
Haha. I would've spit it at her and gotten it in her eyes! Sweet sweet revenge! lol
VioletHill_fml 0
why do you write hand wash...why not just soap?
FarSide 23
Why in the hell do you care?