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But knives are the best subject. They can cause bodily harm! ;)
So .. can .. forks .. -_-
Well it's not like you here about people being stabbed to death with forks all the time.
Knives are sharper than forks. Only a retard would try to commit murder with a fork.
39 - I use a spoon..?
42 haha lol
so while you are learning etiquette your on your phone? not so pointless
There's etiquette to spooning? Only in America.
wait for the in-depth history of napkins!!
52, honestly, I'd use a fork for my salad and meal, and a spoon for my soup. Knife to cut, and napkin on lap. So no, in that situation, I think common sense would prevail for most people.
first of all, u dont eat soup. and it doesnt work if you only say it for 5 times , needs at least 50 for a good effect
bowl
a spoon.
39. that only works in real life
this is quite strange. one would assume forks would be the first unit of study.
Wait, how where the knives?
get off the phone when you are in class...
or I'll fork you in the ass
then slit your throat with glass.
lmfaoooo at 2 17 and 34 hahahahaha
2 don't lie you got that from his name. :P
lol
I like spooning...
Ding ding ding ding ding! awah how I love the yes dance
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Aha a classic :)
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Aha a classic :)
Hah!
Fork your life?
no. just no
Too late, 26. Go home/
haters..24's joke was cute
65 A little grammar lession won't hurt you, now would it?
you're all idiots.
i like potatoes
Same as a spelling lesson wouldn't hurt you?
dude potatoes rock your socks off
Idiot.
******* fail, 128.
There's a big difference between politeness and etiquette. Allowing your guests to eat with whatever cutlery they choose is polite, insisting on using the correct ones is etiquette - so it can be both tedious and impolite.
Have your lunch while they talk and say you are learning :)
talk*
I think OP will do knives before sporks.
Ouch, that would suck.
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Bet you can't wait for sporks!
Fork your life!!