Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
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Olovio
| 5
Bet you can't wait for sporks!
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W0
| 0
Fork your life!!
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Olovio
| 5
Bet you can't wait for sporks!
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Darth_Naru
| 0
But knives are the best subject. They can cause bodily harm! ;)
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Bakayarou_fml
| 0
So .. can .. forks .. -_-
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
Only get worried if your instructor asks you to spoon him.
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Darth_Naru
| 0
Well it's not like you here about people being stabbed to death with forks all the time.
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TrollsFTW
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Knives are sharper than forks. Only a retard would try to commit murder with a fork.
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imacreeper
| 3
say fork
fork
fork
fork
what do you eat soup with?
a ______
fork
fork
fork
what do you eat soup with?
a ______
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stephmariee17
| 0
lol your school must be really bad :P
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DudeImBetter
| 0
39 I eat soup with my mouth and esophagus, I wonder what you eat soup with.....
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oolama
| 2
39 - I use a spoon..?
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imacreeper
| 3
48, I'm sure it wasn't so totally pointless because some people do need to learn quite a few manners. and I'm sure you wouldnt be thinking the same way if you were out eating at somewhere fancy and there are like 4 different spoons, forks and knives used for it's own purpose.
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sydmadhurf
| 6
sparks suck
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sterlingarcher
| 1
42 haha lol
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thefriendlyc
| 0
so while you are learning etiquette your on your phone? not so pointless
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notsocrazee
| 0
I hear those lessons where you learn to cut chicken can get pretty wild...
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keccakec
| 2
There's etiquette to spooning? Only in America.
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allstar2000000
| 0
wait for the in-depth history of napkins!!
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zendaddy0
| 0
ask him how a plate works and time his answer
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imredheehee123
| 1
39- im so confused...?
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herrobear
| 0
52, honestly, I'd use a fork for my salad and meal, and a spoon for my soup. Knife to cut, and napkin on lap. So no, in that situation, I think common sense would prevail for most people.
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Jimster1712
| 0
first of all, u dont eat soup. and it doesnt work if you only say it for 5 times , needs at least 50 for a good effect
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orphinz
| 3
bowl
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woahbro2slow
| 0
a spoon.
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Gravitex
| 0
39. that only works in real life
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CsDy1395
| 6
this is quite strange. one would assume forks would be the first unit of study.
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W0
| 0
Fork your life!!
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qwert1994
| 0
Wait, how where the knives?
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sarah_cheverie
| 0
Spoon your wife.
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JetLifeNextLife
| 0
or have sex with a knife
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rebekahah
| 7
I see what you did there ;)
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snade
| 0
get off the phone when you are in class...
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rebel128
| 5
or I'll fork you in the ass
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EatnBeef
| 7
then slit your throat with glass.
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XxEmoSnowboarder
| 8
lmfaoooo at 2 17 and 34 hahahahaha
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Blake4477
| 0
That would be creative if it wasn't his name!
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EvilPotato
| 14
2 don't lie you got that from his name. :P
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W0
| 0
i actually never saw that until you pointed that out
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SunnyG
| 0
lol
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SMGnow
| 0
Lovely xD chopsticks!!
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fluffyrocka
| 0
I like spooning...
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johnson94
| 5
let's do the fork in the garbage disposal, let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
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teresa96706
| 29
Ding ding ding ding ding!
awah how I love the yes dance
awah how I love the yes dance
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racer337
| 2
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Aha a classic :)
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racer337
| 2
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Aha a classic :)
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Okamigurl
| 16
Hah!
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qwert1994
| 0
Fork your life?
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Outsider_77
| 0
no. just no
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
Too late, 26. Go home/
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venusvsmars
| 2
haters..24's joke was cute
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sarah_cheverie
| 0
Something wrong with being polite?
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OasC82
| 0
would you like a lecture on forks?
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ItWasAllWorthIt
| 0
Yeah. It's not really 'impolite' to not know every detail about forks.
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EvilPotato
| 14
65 A little grammar lession won't hurt you, now would it?
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lolwutguy
| 0
137- you're an idiot. obviously he's a potato so he doesn't have to go to school. why you ask? BECAUSE HE'S A FREAKING POTATO.
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xxlauruh
| 0
you're all idiots.
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360XBOXFTW
| 0
i like potatoes
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lcarroll
| 3
Same as a spelling lesson wouldn't hurt you?
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EvilPotato
| 14
dude potatoes rock your socks off
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waycool
| 10
Idiot.
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NoraT_fml
| 6
POTATOES FTW!!!
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gorina
| 0
Fucking fail, 128.
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Norbury
| 6
There's a big difference between politeness and etiquette. Allowing your guests to eat with whatever cutlery they choose is polite, insisting on using the correct ones is etiquette - so it can be both tedious and impolite.
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maidofawesome
| 0
Well have fun with that
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Bakayarou_fml
| 0
Have your lunch while they talk and say you are learning :)
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Bakayarou_fml
| 0
talk*
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agaba
| 0
haha
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TrollsFTW
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I think OP will do knives before sporks.
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qwert1994
| 0
Ouch, that would suck.
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SpeshulK
| 0
Ouch?
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
Don't spoon the teacher.