Health: Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our...

By Killmenow - 30/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

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Get me out of this shithole

By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 August 2018 13:29

Which hair?

Isamermaid 17

Thursday 30 August 2018 21:14

1. Wash your chopsticks before you use them or use a fork to be safe? 2. Buy her some decorative hair sticks specifically for hair.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 August 2018 13:29

Which hair?

Niall Hutchinson 8

Thursday 30 August 2018 14:50

If there was enough hair down there to actually HOLD the chopsticks I'd be impressed, and very grossed out

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 15:12

Could've been her butt hair ya never know🤣🤣

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 15:14

Hopefully she wasn't scratching any private places with them 😂

Isamermaid 17

Thursday 30 August 2018 21:14

1. Wash your chopsticks before you use them or use a fork to be safe? 2. Buy her some decorative hair sticks specifically for hair.

LordMagus 9

Thursday 30 August 2018 21:15

I am taking it that these are decent chopsticks. If so, confront her, put a waterproof label on the old ones, give them to her, and make her buy you at least a new set or two. Nothing wrong with taking personal property, especially that which is used for eating, seriously. I know plenty of people who bring their own set of chopsticks out with them when they go eat for hygiene purposes, or use disposable ones. If this doesn't work, lock them up, do not give her or anyone else a key. If it really bothers you, take action. Explain to her why both calmly and clearly, but take firm action, boundaries clearly need to be established with your aunt.