By black_commet08 - 10/02/2010 05:11 - France

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 770
You deserved it 4 881

Same thing different taste

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Poke his eyeball with it and tell him you know how to use them just fine.


Poke his eyeball with it and tell him you know how to use them just fine.

LeoMaro 1

Lolol. Don't worry about it. I'm the same way. Whenever I used chopsticks, I always use them different and my parents never corrected me. It's not our fault we were raised in American culture.

harden up its called a fork its what us white people use

Your comment isn't wanted, now if you wouldn't mind, please **** off :)

cowgod 0

no. OP should have taken it like the bitch he is. he's a disgrace to china.

^ ... the ****? maybe the white man does it wrong.

froggi_fml 0

this isn't really an fml... more like an f my day.

AngryNinja 1

we need fmd posts and fml posts. a lot of fmls are only fmds.

ugh really? Jesus Christ. FML doesn't mean that your life is F'ed/ruined, it's just an expression.

Chuzza 2

From the official FAQ: " contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day." Their DAY.

ElMundio87 0

you'd be surprised at the amount of people I see that hold their fork wrong, like a chimp

athena3100 9

Ahh Daniel son... one who can catch fly can acomplish anything. I love the karate kid.

Because of you can't, you're not using them properly.

I know I'll sound very dumb for asking this, but oh well. What do those two symbols mean?

JFry 0

that's "gui lao", which is slang for white folks. used to be derogatory, but not so much anymore!

why would u not tell him to go away as if

He's probably trying to fulfill some Anime fantasy he's been carrying around for a while!