Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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loveaddiction 0
Pffhh, what a drama queen. It's just a box of tampons, I doubt they are worth much more than the box they come in. :
z_vet 0
She's a stupid bitch, period.
summersong89 0
she sounds overly dramatic. what a waste of tampons/money..
FuzzMonkey09 0
I love how people are getting peeved over something so minor. Your roommate is 5 kinds of retarded and bitchy. When she least expects it, color a maxi pad with a red crayon and stick on her textbook or binder.
wildstar 0
Your roommate sounds like a psychotic c***.
damnn_it 0
your roommate is a crazy bitch
zebendyone 0
Lol, everyone is freaking out saying that your roommate was overreacting. It was just a prank. A ******* BRILLIANT prank. It's just a dorm thing. We all play pranks on each other. For example, my friend and I snuck into our other friends' room and flipped EVERYTHING in their room upside down. Their entire walls are covered in upside down posters now. :]
April11 0
Time for a new roommate. If she's flipping out over putting tampons away, imagine how much she'd flip out over something else.
believer_fml 0
what a weirdo.
Misanthropist 0
I seriously doubt she would go through that much work to retaliate for something like that.. more likely you've been pissing her off for a while and that was the last straw.