Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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Comments (112)
babe7260 30
Wtf what a bitch!!!!! Sounds like you'd better start looking for a new roomie!!!! Good luck
angelofsaturn 23
Isn't it just easier to keep them in the bathroom? Wtf is she changing them in the middle of the room? That would be a bigger FML to be honest.
spoketoosoon15 5
Those are precious items that go so fast why would she waste them? I think she did overreact but touching her stuff probably wasn't the best idea either
paintedchocolate 30
What a waste...
lowshadows 21
I can't believe she actually took the time to do that lol. crazy psycho bitch lol.
Orchard 33
Ah, yes, the joys of the ever-insane roommate that you get put with in the college dorms; how this post brings back memories -.- but you really shouldn't be touching your roommate's things. A tampon box is no big deal, and since it was your mom coming, I'm sure she's seen one out in the open before ;) The vote is split on this one OP - just learn to pick your battles so you don't make an enemy out of your roommate if you can help it.
notsofriendly 17
To be fair, I had a crazy freshman roommate who used to move and mess with my stuff all the time. Once her friend restrung my guitar. I get the feeling that there is probably more to this than OP shared.
cwl727 33
You never should have touched her stuff.
Claney 9
How psychotic. FYL OP.
writerchic85 26
Jokes on her. Now she has to buy more tampons