Intimacy: Wham bam thank you ma'am

Wham bam thank you ma'am

By Noname - 11/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 42 370

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Heat of passion

By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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You deserved it 10 056

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 44 832

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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You deserved it 30 922

Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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You deserved it 3 079

By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:24

Too bad you didn't knock the guy out. Any guy who walks into a women's bathroom and blindly puts his hand into a stall needs to be clobbered, even if he does think his girlfriend is in there.

uscscreenwriter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:09

#12, guys aren't allowed in a women's restroom ANYWHERE.

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TEAZO 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:06

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tjr13 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:48

there were two shower stalls and the guys girlfriend was in one and this girl was in the other. the guy didn't know which one his girlfriend was in. after grabbing the girls ass he realized it wasn't his girlfriend and moved to the next stall with his girlfriend inside and had sex with her. got it now?

CrabCaviar 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:05

HAHA that girl don't know her left from her right

nirvanafan980 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:35

was his name aretha franklin?

iliketwertles 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:29

Your stupid. Learn to read, it says his gf was in the other stall.

DaniPandi 22

Sunday 23 December 2012 0:16

You're all stupid. Learn how to use proper grammar. And 77-you're*

lubby_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:07

Maybe, it was like a rendezvous, and the girlfriend was supposed to wait in a specified shower stall.

brunettesara5722 17

Friday 24 September 2010 6:24

3 summ

Vagabones 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:08

There is nothing wrong with a little nookie in the shower.

dragonstrike94 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:05

Everytime you comment I imagine peters voice

fb_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:08

#1 - he came into the bathroom, where there are multiple shower stalls, and thought the one that the OP was in was the one his girlfriend was in. After he found out he was mistaken, he found his girlfriend in the other stall.

Art_Vandeley 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:18

you should have asked if you could join

cchamp27 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:18

If he raped you it would've been a real FML

sillypun 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:22

props to the couple for still getting it on without any regard to you being there. my kind of people.

lilmisslovely13 15

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:09

yes, that makes a lotta sense. in ur pic ur shirtless and hugging a stuffed animal.

DeadPixel4 29

Saturday 28 June 2014 7:01

And fat and look like you're 40

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:23

#4 better explained out. but any ways. least you got a little action in your shower XD

xolotl 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:23

#6, wtf? um, yeah, you're right, but why would you say that?

Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:24

Too bad you didn't knock the guy out. Any guy who walks into a women's bathroom and blindly puts his hand into a stall needs to be clobbered, even if he does think his girlfriend is in there.