Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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MCart_fml 0
Roommate is a bit bipolar eh? Still pretty funny though, I don't know how someone could have made this up.
NorfolkDude 2
Are you a guy or a girl? Because if you're a guy, this would make sense. However for a girl, this would make no sense because your mom really wouldn't give a crap unless she's somehow a freak, in which case your real FML would be that you found out you were adopted. Also, if you're a guy, pull an Eric Cartman and explain to your mom you're waiting for your first period.
ActualAtheist 14
She's a girl, and it still matters. As a girl, I can flat out say that I wouldn't want to come home and see a bloody tampon lying around, that's disgusting. You throw that shit away, preferably wrapped in toilet paper so nobody has to see it. Just because women have periods does not make that acceptable in any way.
Hullaballoo 0
That was a ridiculous overreaction on her part. I'm assuming that he/she moved the tampons because the mom was coming, so no huge deal there.
bread_fml 0
Wow, that sucks. Your roommate has some serious issues to overreact like that.
saaarrj 0
your roommate is insane @-@ i mean like..how mad could you get that your box of tampons was put away. it's not like they were used or trashed. s/he could've just been making the room tidy. seriously, people these days...
lol135 0
she sounds like a crazy bitch. get away as fast as you can
ellebell 0
hmm you should poor bleach in her febreeze or detergent, see how she likes that actually thats kinda mean...but still :)
ElleEnvy 0
Uh wow overreactive much? Its not as if you used them you jut like moved them Put nair in her conditioner :) Straighten her out.
amandarocks04 0
That is pretty immature, but maybe next time you shouldn't touch her stuff
marinesgirl9 0
i agree with #26 I mean this person was showing their mom the place, that was a silly thing to do to put tampons all over the room like that.