Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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musickween312 0
your roommate needs to get some friends....
Superman8_fml 0
your roommate if f***ing psycho
nativebacon 0
@33 You're a moron! I would go into more detail about how, but it's already been said over and over again. You're probably the girl that would divorce her husband if he asked you to put your hairbrush in the bathroom drawer one morning.
Tuxedo_Mask 0
what a way to paint the town red :) or shall i say dorm?
blink182girl13 0
I suppose she is a very defensive person? Maybe she didn't want you knowing she used super jumbo tampons for her blown out vag.
Lifey66 0
a) maybe she overreacted because she was hormonal? it happens to all of us...(ok all of us girls) b) i'm sure if you explained it properly to your mom, she'd understand that its not you, its the roomie c)...i REALLY hope, for your sake, that it really WAS just red dye. ew.
BeautyAndBrains 0
Um, yeah. Your roommate is a psycho. WTF? You moved her tampons, so she dyes them red and hangs them all over the room? That makes no sense. She needs help, and you need a new roommate!
nonymous_fml 0
lucky you, got one of those crazy roommates who overreacts instead of talking, lol
arms_akimbo 0
Uuuuh your roommate sounds like a psycho.
tincan 0
How environmentally unfriendly. She better reuse them later. xD