Kids: Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the... - FML

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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leelee87_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:01

"No, sweetie. Not until you have kids."

maitressekatje 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:29

@1 because kids are blind until a certain age? What? you honestly think a five year old is NOT going to notice that grown women have strange growths on their chests that grown men don't have? A good parent is honest about that information with his/her kids.

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ejvlols 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:58

HAHAHA ROFL

Olsen97 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:41

2 nice ass

glitterme 5

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:53

even Jesus praises it

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:38

I DID THAT ONCE!!!!

maitressekatje 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:29

@1 because kids are blind until a certain age? What? you honestly think a five year old is NOT going to notice that grown women have strange growths on their chests that grown men don't have? A good parent is honest about that information with his/her kids.

athena3100 9

Friday 24 June 2011 22:48

I know right! I knew about boobs before I was five. to me it was like I always just knew...

dk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:57

Hell, my three year old knows what boobs are--kids aren't stupid, they want to know what things are!

shaPOW 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:02

why are you getting dressed in front of a five-year-old?

gkings18 1

Monday 10 January 2011 21:01

you idiot, it's her daughter, who cares

MizzHollywood 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:25

No, she just wants to no if she will have big boobs. It's no big deal or an embarrassment. It just means you have boobs. I mean, I remember thinking that when I was really little.

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:23

BUUUURNNNN kids do speak the truth lol

Valb_16 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:06

seriously thats not ur fault, it comes with age...

athena3100 9

Friday 24 June 2011 22:50

Yup

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:36

That's just funny. It really can't be undone unless you go with medical procedures.

leelee87_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:01

"No, sweetie. Not until you have kids."

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