Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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wasd_fml 0
Wow, maybe OP was having friends over and they don't want to see that stuff sitting around... roommate is a pyscho.
justjayit 0
Your roommate is a psycho. She should know better then to have personal items like tampons laying around. Yes, all girls use tampons (or pads, either way). But all girls have vaginas, too, and it's not appropriate to be showing those off on a regular basis, is it?
chelsea2384 0
who cares if you put them away, you shouldnt leave tampons just laying around anyway, thats so trashy
pawprnts215 0
People calm down. It was just a prank; the roommate wasn't serious. I think it is funny and I'm sure that they are looking back on it and laughing. ( I think i know who these two people are..this isn't a story you hear twice)
superkid 0
oh god, thats umm, wow.
randki 0
Ah, having roomies, so much fun.
_kaitlin 0
Yeah, I'm sure that'll make her feel better until she goes to get a tampon and realizes she wasted them all playing her little trick. She's just losing more money by getting her "revenge". However, they were HER tampons and were on HER desk, so you had no right to touch them. She could have just politely told you so, though, instead of wasting her time doing what she did.
yui567 0
there is definitely more to this story. be nicer to your roommate and then maybe one tiny little thing like this won't set off a ridiculous hair-trigger response.
Endymion_fml 0
Solution: Jam each and every one of those things into your roomate. That'll teach her.
shinigami777 1
#59 you sound like you belong in middle school not college, people have different senses of humor and most mature women aren't into childish pranks, and #65 LMAO!!!