Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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0RedPenguin0 8
That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?
person961 9
Bloody hell! That's gross
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Comments (136)
0RedPenguin0 8
That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?
abceasyas123abc 12
That's beside the point. She should be throwing her used goods in a bin that gets emptied more regularly or tying it up in a bag and putting it in the outside trash!
X_Codes 11
I don't really care how hard it is. You shouldn't be throwing that shit into anything that doesn't have a liner.
GypsyRover 0
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If you're 10% smarter then what you're dealing with both of you should have figured this out. You both fail.
BongRipsForJesus 7
40- *than. You fail.
hotshot2626 9
Holy dear God I feel bad for that vase.
doctorhook86 24
In Texas, a vase is a trashcan. Ahh, American culture...
Oreohugzpenny 4
throw your condoms in her earing box.
ShyAnn29 14
92, I thought the same thing.
b00kn3rd 14
You shouldn't flush either.
MorganBrown 8
She/ he meant the applicator. The plastic part?
alisidewinder 9
You can flush the applicator but you should not flush the actual tampon. Clogs toilets very easily and can be very expensive and embarrassing to have someone come unclog your toilet and pull out old, used tampons
MDTeddy 13
That is gross, but the difference is pretty obvious.
marmlr339 14
Yea but they have those stupid "designer" bins now, at places like Kmart. Cheap stuff
jellenwood 35
Not true
person961 9
Bloody hell! That's gross
TheGianaJinx 0
"Bloody" hell is right :D...
ittsdann 6
35- pretty sure that was the joke.
Purplefluff 6
Captain obvious to the rescue!!!
SiriusBlack97 17
I see what you did ther
SenselessPattern 12
#81 Poor reply button, thinking it would be used for good and getting abused with out-of-date memes and phrases. I hope you don't treat all buttons like that, you pig.
TheNewPotato 7
Am I the only one who imagined Ron Weasley saying, "Bloody hell"?
8KAGE8 8
No. No you are not.
heygirlie777 21
No, NewPotato, I also heard Ron say it. I then imagined the meme of he and Hermione!
eternal7 6
#83 Was right there with you up until you called her a pig. That wasn't necessary.
raesos91 26
you have no idea :l
trqskq 14
What a bloody mess that must be.
SuperKnuckels 6
who the hell puts an "antique" vase in a bathroom? and not even on like a shelf. or something higher than the ground.
superswagbro 7
Why put an antique vase in the bathroom?
igive 29
It couldn't possibly be for decoration. No sir!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah, but if there's a vase but no trash can, that's not very practical at all for two girls living there. I can see why she might assume it was just a fancy waste basket.
gc327072 30
Two girls one vase.
goodgood_fml 5
I would have thought it was a trash can too if it didn't have flowers or candy in it already.
raraisbang 12
Why the hell would you throw a bloody tampon in something that doesn't have a trash bag/liner in it anyways? Even if she did think it was a trash can, that's gross and unsanitary.
Senseless_487 29
Wait until she's out, and then find a discreet spot in her room to empty the vase. Let her live with the smell for a while.
gc327072 30
Call a muhfuggin hazmat team. That's disgusting!
igive 29
No, make her clean it! Have her suffer the wrath of her own stench.
gc327072 30
Definitely. But you can't deny that that's gross as hell!
ajuuyeee 0
must suck to be you.
Brattyninja 7
No, she just posted on here because she loves having used tampons in her vase. -_-
leeburns 5
Get bloody Mary to clean it out for you it's her mess
Ashlee0715 8
Doesn't she know you're suppose to FLUSH those things! Gross!
Dilwann 27
You're actually not supposed to flush them - at least most of them - because they can cause clogging of the toilet or the sewer system. So yes, throwing them away is the best option, but preferably somewhere that gets cleaned out every once in a while...
Ashlee0715 8
If they clog the toilet then the pipe is to small or the tampon is to big.
Meettitan 14
16- Tampons expand in water, and don't break up like toilet paper. Tell me what is safe about flushing them.
whirlednews 8
Another girl that has no understanding of plumbing, not surprised. Things don't just magically disappear when you flush them down the toilet, they either end up in a wast treatment facility or a septic tank. Tampons and condoms are generally not biodegradable and are therefore considered garbage.
redmane 21
If you read the package, most of them will say not to flush them down the toilet.
gczizza1997 15
You can't flush them if your flushing your tampons then I'm gonna guess your unclogging your toilet somewhere between 4 to 6 times a month
ShyAnn29 14
I flushed mine when I used them, and it never clogged the toilet
Ashlee0715 8
Mine are flushable and I do understand plumbing. I didn't know that all of them weren't flushable so excuse me. But to throw them out without the thought of taking the trash out afterwords is nasty.
PreddiePerfect 0
They are already expanded from the blood and i have never had a problem with flushing mine
tearbear14 13
you dont flush pads do you? it's essentially the same concept? although I have flushed them before. Also, just because something says its flushable doesn't mean it is, these companies lie and obviously dont know about plumbing either. I've been seeing in the news a lot about flushable wipes clogging up sewers and stuff because they aren't actually biodegradable.
gczizza1997 15
It's a somewhat honest mistake just talk to her about it, if she keeps doing it kick her ass to the curb because that's gross
TheTallPerson 3
I only thumbed you up because you're hot.