Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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delly_fml 0
I wuz the first that voted weird... That must b embarresing!
xXscream_girlXx 0
#10: I LOVE YOU DISPLAY PIC!! and OP, your roomate is a bit psycho.... try getting changed to another roommate.
88sforlife 0
Although It Doez Suck
PoopTrainDix 0
are you ******* retarded?! you are psychotic!
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
1215116a 14
Op's overreacted? Really?! She might have just moved them like a couple of inches away in a drawer to make it look cleaner, not cause she wanted to hide them from her mom. And even if the roommate didn't want her to move her stuff, putting tampons everywhere knowing her moms coming is really stupid and dramatic.
rachel_potter 13
so... OPs psychotic because she put tampons away in a drawer. and her op isn't but she hung hundreds of tampons dyed red around the room? wtf is going in in your head??
kitkatt978 5
they were just tampons.
dollFehn 6
I'm gonna do that to my parents room lol that would be awesome
Iellwen 12
We only have one side of the story and there's no need to call the roommate names; I'm pretty sure none of you actually met said roommate. And again with the "it's not a big deal to touch other people's stuff/ yes it is" debate! When will you people learn that SOME people just don't like it when others touch or move their stuff?! SOME people, on the other hand, don't see the big deal and just do pretty much whatever they want. Personally, I hate it when someone touches my stuff, moves it or uses it. It's, in my eyes, an invasion of privacy and it's comparable to coming back home to find your roommate (or a family member, for that matter) in your room, helping himself/herself to whatever they want/need. But that's my opinion and I know some people don't see the harm in coming into someone's home and touching everything they see. Why can't these people accept that?! From my experiences, whenever this whole debate comes up, it's because of all of the intolerant and (to me) childish "That's just overreacting" "She's such a bitch" "What a psycho" etc.. The roommate seems to be overreacting because of the way the story is told; in a few words, with very little detail and no background. For all we know, OP's a pain in the ass and keeps moving/taking her/his roommate's stuff! Maybe the roommate just got sick of having the same disussion (if there ever was a actual discussion) over and over again, having to explain that she doesn't like it when OP touches her stuff etc... and showed OP in a big, rather creepy and pretty discusting fashion that she was now going to take action. Why do you people have to judge and hate complete strangers so much?! But I agree, having red tampons hanging all over the place sucks.