Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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eternalwait 0
Hahaha tell your mother it's your roommate's art project.
crazyhobo 0
I'm surprised at how many people can't handle the concept of a prank in college.
k10tree 0
I'm questioning this FML for sure. I mean, come on...
asherlypants 0
lol VERY funny. but still psycho. revenge, get a LOT of plastic cups, fill them with water, and COVER THE ROOM with them (just not your stuff) and leave it for her to come home to. or put one of those spikey computer mats upside down beside her bed while she's sleeping so when she gets up, she get stabbed in the feet.
redranger_fml 0
That is very immature. Even if you "shouldn't touch her things," shouldn't you guys be close enough to this late in the game?
skierguy 0
Wow, your roommate is a psycho.
jackson7787 0
Ha! While it is a bit if an over reaction from the side of the story we're getting 1.) it's hilarious reaction and 2.) you shouldn't be touching stuff that isn't yours. I'd of been pissed too if it'd been my stuff. If it's on my side of the room (and of course mine) you have no right to touch it without asking me. Even for something as small as tampon l. And if you were moving them simply because your mom was coming to visit, grow up. Tampons are some evil things that need to be hidden.
Flutie 0
That's kinda ridiculous.. I disagree with the whole "its not yours to touch" thing. If your mom was coming you had the right to put something of hers up if its not a huge deal. There's no reason to flip out about moving tampons, it's not like they're valuable or precious. This is just an immature reaction.. I think my friends colored some tampons red once, but that was in about 6th grade.
jarofarts 0
#41 - lmfao i love how people are getting pissed about "touching her stuff". it's a box of tampons. not a wallet or purse, not a diary, not her diaphragm ...
basketball03 0
ur friends an ass