Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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Comments (112)
symph 0
You were just straightening up a bit. Tampons aren't some holy artifact; I don't understand why she felt justified to react in that way. Although, if I was you or your mom, I would have probably laughed at the situation. She wasted money and time to go through that procedure of pinning them around the room, and it's funny to think about it.
yay_fml 0
Why the hell would she waste that much money just to get back at you? She needs a good smack in the face.
MissEmaline 0
Wow your roommate is a bitch. But you could have either 1. asked her to put her tampons away or 2. ignored them.. All girls have a period.. it's not that big of a deal.
Devi 0
I agree with #33. Moving your roommate's stuff without permission is incredibly rude and this is a hilarious way to get revenge for it, kudos to your roommate.
may_cause_fail 0
I'm guessing you moved them for when your mom visited. Makes sense, but your mom probably wouldn't have minded. Regardless, that is a huge overreaction, and it seems like she spent way too much money get back at you for a very trivial thing.
Ngood7 0
You probably shouldn't have touched her stuff, but if she was upset, wouldn't it make more sense to TELL you than to trash a room that is partially hers? How silly...
bombthedisco 0
i agree with #14. i dont believe that, it makes no sense.
hypa_kitty 0
hahahah i lmao xD
Chrisham 0
#33: This FML is like the equivalent of a guy moving his roommate's box of condoms, the roommate getting mad, and throwing condoms fill with mayonnaise all over the floor.
1215116a 14
You win.
lolol182 4
slap her