Animals: Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly,...

By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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sugar45879 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:54

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rllam 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

ha yogurtland. must be from Southern California. I love that place. and ya better start looking for that cat

thizizjulee 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:59

That is the opposite of what is good.

jc325217 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:04

#10 i hope your joking anything with life has value.. or anything that will cuddle with you.. like a cat :)

IndigoKitty 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:50

Wow.... i feel bad for your cat. you shouldn't get another, you sound like terrible pet owners.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:03

O_O You're evil people. I hope the next cat you see pounces on you and claws your face off.

micheed1 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:21

WOW! u are reallll dumb! how the hell do u realize yr cat is missing! and wouldent the smell of death come to mind?! yea and y did u name yr cat YOGERTLAND!

carmie_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:43

LOL are you stupid? it's obviously not the cat's name.

bumblebee41 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:12

You have horrible grammar. Read what it says also before writing.

lulz_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:26

Yeah if I was under the care of a bunch of idiots who went out to get yogurt without even looking for me, I would have disappeared too. Also, to the noob above me, Yogurtland is a yogurt place where people go to eat nasty yogurt so they can pretend it's healthy and trendy.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:50

I would notice if I haven't seen my dog in a day.

lpfreek2169 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:54

That's horrible how the hell can you not notice that your damn cat is missing? i got 3 cats and a dog and i notice if i haven't seen one in a couple hours and i look for them..you should never be allowed to own another animal...