By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 049
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I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....

Shart in its bed to get back at it

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That's a shitty situation

overused jokes stopped being funny a while ago

pointless comments also got annoying a while ago ^

What a waste of a perfectly good 1st comment.

You've got to admire their tenacity though.. there seems to be no end of willing sacrifices on the altar of down votes.

It's because downvotes don't mean anything. I bet people would stop of there was a score on their profile.

Is that better or worse Ghana decomposing "gift?"

*than a. Can't correct this on the app, also, wtf autocorrect???

You can correct it, it just gives you 2 minutes to do it.

Not on my app for some reason. I don't know why. :(

Not sure why you're being down voted, I can't edit my comments afterwards either .

That ended cat-astrophically.

Every time there's a cat FML, someone says this.

Cat-ass-trophically?

Soon people will start getting downvotes for making this pun on every cat FML.

Shart in its bed to get back at it

Sounds like it's sick.

You shartn't have let your cat in your bed.

bro that was the worst pun I've ever seen.

I know, isn't it great?

No, he just said it was the worst.

A for effort though

No, higgysaurus, actually "e" is for effort.

I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....

anal leakage

Today my human was so tired he tried to sleep in my litter box. So I marked my territory, then he got mad at me! FML

He's a little pussy