By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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irishmaiden78 23
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I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....

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Yimpish 15
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Shart in its bed to get back at it

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momo3p 22
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That's a shitty situation

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The12thPaladin 8
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overused jokes stopped being funny a while ago

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Kevin_Kestel 24
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pointless comments also got annoying a while ago ^

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False_Stupidity 41
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What a waste of a perfectly good 1st comment.

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lurker_no_more 13
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You've got to admire their tenacity though.. there seems to be no end of willing sacrifices on the altar of down votes.

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mds9986 24

It's because downvotes don't mean anything. I bet people would stop of there was a score on their profile.

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syki 22
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Is that better or worse Ghana decomposing "gift?"

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syki 22
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*than a. Can't correct this on the app, also, wtf autocorrect???

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firefighter925 18
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You can correct it, it just gives you 2 minutes to do it.

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syki 22
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Not on my app for some reason. I don't know why. :(

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Jowisee 29
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Not sure why you're being down voted, I can't edit my comments afterwards either .

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SuperLemon99 9
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That ended cat-astrophically.

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chuka81 27
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Every time there's a cat FML, someone says this.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Cat-ass-trophically?

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fmlperson8264 16
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Soon people will start getting downvotes for making this pun on every cat FML.

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Yimpish 15
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Shart in its bed to get back at it

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firefighter925 18
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Sounds like it's sick.

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smackaroonial 20
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You shartn't have let your cat in your bed.

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SuperLemon99 9
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bro that was the worst pun I've ever seen.

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smackaroonial 20
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I know, isn't it great?

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liv1222 29
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No, he just said it was the worst.

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higgysaurus 18
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A for effort though

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freddygasman 18
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No, higgysaurus, actually "e" is for effort.

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irishmaiden78 23
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I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....

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niiickk_ 7
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anal leakage

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Today my human was so tired he tried to sleep in my litter box. So I marked my territory, then he got mad at me! FML

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loueasy 23
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He's a little pussy

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