Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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caward96 0
that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?
frankoisdarkel 0
you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass
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Comments (111)
LeBelleVie 0
shut up #60. cats are domesticated animals its not like theyre keeping a lion. its people like you who try and get laws passed so that people cant own pets and screw it up for the rest of us. keep your opinions to yourself and stop trying to shove them down everyones throat.
exumer 0
I LoL'led
AmIKewlorWhat 0
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
AmIKewlorWhat 0
and its a cat, so its not THAT bad. had it been a dog though, you'd be on the way to hell. kudos though, that was definitely the funniest story ive heard all day.
tapifruit 0
i don't know about the other locations but the yogurtland in manhattan is awesome =] so if it's there i don't blame you
pizzle 0
how do you do that?! if i don't see my cat for 2 hours straight i freak out! the disrespect for lifeforms other than humans really just makes me sick... but then again, i guess it's disrespect for all lifeforms since we obviously have a hard time being respectful to eachother... *sigh*... what is the world coming to?
Seegtease 0
67, 2 hours? You're a freak. Not paying attention to a cat for a little while does not mean anybody has a disrespect for animals. Gosh, some of you are such imbeciles. They read the post and despite the fact that it says nothing at all of the such, all they can think is "THE ******* MANIAC KILLED HIS CAT! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" You all have issues.
ksockman152 0
some of you guys are kinda wacked but yeah wtf how do you forget about your cat. this makes me wonder what else you forget
Chihua 0
How the bloody hell do you not know your cat isn't there? I mean the cat had to be absent and DEAD for quite a while if it started to smell. And why are some of you people saying "ZOMG ITZ JUST A CAT FREAKS". =| How can a person NOT NOTICE a pet missing? How is that even remotely possible? I mean if it were something like a hamster, ok, I can see that. But a CAT?
samlee1890 0
do you live in University Crossings? haha