Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML
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Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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caward96 0
that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?
frankoisdarkel 0
you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass
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lostinamsterdam9 0
Imagine if you were to die, 'pacificbeach'. Your family, friends and everyone you believed loved you doesn't notice for an undefined 'while'. You're inside their own bloody house stinking up the place with your dead-ness, and they still fail to notice your absence. That would make your family and friends extremely stupid and obnoxiously self-obsessed, and it would of course mean that they obviously didn't care about you in the slightest bit. Kind of a crappy situation, is it not? Yeah, I suggest that you don't ever own another pet of any kind, or have any children. That would probably be in the best interest of the world at large.
Paulspacefdot 0
Never have kids... you might not notice if you've seen THEM lately, either.
Amkii 0
:( Gross.
bburgeson 0
That same thing happened to me! Only instead of a cat, my roommate was the one to go missing.
mushroomcloud 0
YOU'RE SICK.
0___0 9
lol. I love cats :( pussy<3 But you guys should give the OP the benefit of the doubt, some people have cats that are out a lot, they don't always sleep in the owner's house. The owner gives it some freedom, yah know?
naiveprophet 15
I don't believe this at ALL. how could you go on not noticing your cat was missing long enough for it to start stinking? don't buy it
Vonnick 0
Quit the ******* and feed your pets once in a while. For ****'s sake.
Seegtease 0
Some of you people need to chill out with calling him evil and in need of being in a mental hospital. Yeah, yeah, it's horrible and unreasonably negligent, but it's not like he sacrificed his cat on an altar or something. He wouldn't be posting it here if he wasn't upset that his cat is dead. Stupid mistake no doubt, but really, he had no clue where the cat was. Maybe his cat runs in and out of the house and kind of does his own thing, and he just puts food and water out? My parents cat is like that (but they'd notice right away if he was gone). It's possible that the cat got caught somewhere very obscure that nobody would notice, died, and the owners assumed the cat was on an extended excursion. So the guy is not some evil cat killing demon, people. He lost track of how long his cat was away and his cat died and he's obviously sad about it, so quit being so judgmental.
Vlazthrax 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yea i laughed my ass off. Sorry to be amused by your loss. Oh, and you deserved it.