Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
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LolPieRofl
| 11
Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!
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alice_in_mordor
| 21
A cat-burglar perhaps?
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LolPieRofl
| 11
Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!
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ethanbin
| 10
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wives,
And hide yo husbands cuz dey rapin ERRYBODY out hea
Hide yo wives,
And hide yo husbands cuz dey rapin ERRYBODY out hea
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ethaniel_fml
| 1
There is an only way how you can get the smell away - install (or rent for a few days) an ozone generator. Set it too maximum production and leave the house for a few days (it's not healthy to breathe ozone). When you return the house will be alpine fresh.
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Docbee
| 11
Cats, ninjas of evil.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Maybe it was raccoons! Don't blame the lovely feline race until you know for sure...
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mystashisgone
| 6
I just had flashbacks of when I was about 5. In the middle of the night I would hear scratches in the wall at night which, for a child of my age, was terrifying, I thought the boogeyman was out to get me. My parents didn't believe me until I finally was able to have then listen for themselves... Turned out to be a family of raccoons living in my wall. As it has been said "hide yo kids hide yo wife....".
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JanisEvans
| 10
I've had both as pets. Cat poop and raccoon poop don't look alike.
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KindaFunnyRight
| 8
I don't think having a raccoon as a pet is allowed in most places…
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KindaFunnyRight
| 8
*isn't my apologies for the spelling error
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alice_in_mordor
| 21
A cat-burglar perhaps?
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Fmylab
| 8
Wow. Five posts in and there's nothing more to say. Hilarious, #5. LMAO.
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LolPieRofl
| 11
They have a thumbs up button for that.
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JR_Goes_Rawr
| 11
What a catastrophe!
Maybe you've owned a cat all your life and just didn't know? It's been hiding in the shadows, only coming out to feed.
Maybe you've owned a cat all your life and just didn't know? It's been hiding in the shadows, only coming out to feed.
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TheOnlyX
| 11
....and shit.
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incendiaaa
| 23
pic+comment are incredibly fitting.
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Screwie
| 25
Windows are easy things for cats to reach and sneak in.
CLOSE THEM ALL AND PRAY FOR YOUR SAFETY.
CLOSE THEM ALL AND PRAY FOR YOUR SAFETY.
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GKnee
| 4
So.. how did you know it was cat p
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Screwie
| 25
Cat poop is quite... Easy to recognize. Not very hard to know that it was one.
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DerrickJames
| 33
They came. They saw. They pooped.
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defferwa
| 9
Then who was phone?
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
They conquered!! Lol
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morella_xx
| 29
Well, looks like you own one (or several) now!